Holy fuckin' shit, buddy.

Can someone like tell Steve Valiquette what aisle the Pampers are in?

Poor guy needs to restock ASAP.

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46 games in the NHL spread out through 6 seasons.

Calm down, sugar tits.

Colton Orr would have to be screaming at Jack Hughes from up in the press box today.

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There’s not a single 12-year-old playing hockey right now who hasn’t at least attempted the Forsberg today.

Jack Hughes isn’t trying to embarrass Igor Shesterkin.

Rangers are 4-6 in their last 10 games.

I think if anybody is embarrassing the Rangers out there lately, it’s themselves.