Baseball has the coolest statistics and it’s not even close.
Maybe a little for the lads out there.
The kinda statistic that makes you both sad and aware that it’s remarkably difficult to be a champion.
Any other algorithm on the matter feels like complete and total bullshit.
Maybe that’s a sign for life in general?
So many apps and tools and gadgets to improve the quality of life.
So much information and technology out there to help us best optimize our miserable existence.
Just download REFRAME 2.0 and you’re able to easily track your progress towards a midlife crisis.
It’s so easy.
Maybe a couple loose cigs and XL Rosati’s with the fellas is all you need.
Maybe it’s just as simple as having a guy named Will Smith on the roster?
He just finished age 29 season and has about 20 WAR and 111 homers and career 124 OPS+.
Especially assuming the Dodgers win at least another WS with Ohtani under contract.
1st ballot would take divine intervention.
Unless you’re a Dodgers fan then by all means, like enjoy this fine selection of championship merchandise:
