So for those people, your boy’s got you.

Remember a few years ago when a cameramanfinallycaught footage of a killer whale killing a shark?

It had never been caught on video before and it was a rare, landmark event?

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I feel like this is one of those times.

A “watershed” moment if you will.

But we have never known how the sausage was made.

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Asking girls to send you a pic is a creep ball move.

So mustering up the courage usually takes a little bit of liquid courage, or being extremely horned up.

And like the awesome girlfriend she is, she obliged.

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In public, at a baseball game, and her girlfriend didn’t even blink.

And wicked easy and simple.

It doesn’t need to be an Annie Liebovitz orchestrated photo-shoot.

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We don’t give a fuck about artistry or lighting or any of that shit.

Keep it simple and we’ll be happy every time.

You need an ok to go shopping or spend money on pointless shit?

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This isn’t rocket science.

  • I see you player.