Cam Newton dressed as Rastafarian Morocco Mole might have a point.
A point punctuated by a very somber & depressing score of music that definitely seems like overkill.
But a point nonetheless.
The man deserves a picture.
A statue that if you squint your eyes hard enough might even slightly resemble him.
Much like The Colossus of Rhodes, which was destroyed by an earthquake circa 226 BC.
But that’s just because I love a good Colossus.
Cam Newton doesn’t necessarily deserve that level of praise.
But you’d think they would have something Cam Newton related within the stadium walls.
But nothing about David Tepper makes me inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Especially considering they didn’t invite Cam to Germany.
They invited Steve Smith, Thomas Davis, Julius Peppers and Luke Kuechly.
Three of which were on the 2015 NFC Champion Panthers team.
If they respected Cam at all, they at least would have asked him.
Why not just ask?
Were they afraid he was going to wear a stupid fucking outfit or something?
And I guess to be fair, communicating Cam is definitely a nightmare.
attempt to not do the wrong thing for once in your life.
Cam Newton’s career is obviously over.
You gotta put SOMETHING to acknowledge his existence in your facility.
Look how sad he is!
A small statue, a plaque, a collection of festive hats, anything.
He led you to a Super Bowl.
He won an MVP.
You probably sold more tickets during the Cam Newton era than you have in any other.
You probably paid his salary from jersey sales alone.
At least let the guy put on a Funky Friday for the masses.
Whatever the hell that may be.
I can’t stand to see a man dressed so hilariously look so glum.
This season alone was worth it.
