“No fucking thanks.”

“Holy shit.”

“My God.”

All thoughts and phrases that ran through my head the first time I watched this video.

Then I watched it again to check that I wasn’t being duped.

Yep it’s real and it’s not spectacular.

I just can’t get over this.

How on earth does a wild animal get into a stadium?

More so how on earth does an animal like that get into the stands of all places?

The fucking thing was acting like it had a mezzanine seat for God’s sake.

Just an absolute lunacy occurrence.