One funeral, everyone knows the rules.
Pour one out for the 30,000 cheese and mushroom pizzas lost duringThe Great Michigan Pizza Funeral.
One of the darkest days, not only in American history, but world history.
Some might say who cares about pizza with mushrooms?
But in this story, all pizza lives matter.
I’m not one to judge what topping people decide to put on their pizza.
We just celebrated the 4th of July, this is a free country.
Do what makes you happy.
BUT, mushrooms on pizza is gross.
Mushrooms and black olives would be on my no fly list.
I am fine with anything from broccoli to pineapple on pizza.
It’s something about biting into a mushroom and getting the soft chewy texture grosses me out.
Everyone was invited to mourn the loss, and eat free pizza cooked by Fabbrinni himself.
This was the One Bite Pizza Fest of it’s time.
The funeral was held March 5, 1973 in Ossineke, Michigan where the factory was located.
Ossineke isn’t even big enough to be called a town, it’s considered a village.
Not a chance there was a dry eye in the house.
Which is total bullshit.
The real criminal was the FDA.
Yet another case of the federal government getting away with a fuck up scot free.
Check it out, and be sure to -Download.
