You don’t have to have been in the United States long to pick up on this.
You could have just arrived from some foreign land.
Or landed here from your alien world.
Or traveled here through spacetime from another dimension.
Savage to two counts of interstate and foreign communication of a threat to injure.
they plan to take as many as they can at a concert and then head to a department store.
I dont know any more people then that, I just cant have random people dying on my conscience.
he plans to arrive there unarmed spend a couple days normal and then execute the attack.
he should have weapons with him.
I dont want anything bad to happen to any body.
… Hoax threats arent a joke or protected speech, theyre a crime.
Yeah, you’re able to spare us the lectures, US Attorney Romero.
Which is to say, it’s possible for you to spare the football fans of Philadelphia the lectures.
At 25 years of age, Gabriel has seen it all.
He’s seen them lose a Super Bowl on an equally terrible defensive holding penalty.
This is a man who’s been to the highest heights and the deepest depths.
Besides, it’s not like these bomb threat hoaxes were done for no reason.
This wasn’t just some family quarrel, love triangle or property dispute between neighbors.
This is Fantasy Football we’re talking about.
The greatest cause of all.
you’re free to’t have beefs in your chat group simply go unaddressed.
Not if you want to live in a proper country.
Who knows what kind of insults were hurled his way?
Imagine Victim 1 smoking him in a head-to-head matchup and wouldn’t shut up about it?
I’m not trying to victim shame here.
There are no rules.
Two Fantasy geeks enter, only one leaves.
To be clear, that is good advice the Attorney gave.
At the risk of coming across as preachy, I’m decidedly anti-Bomb Threat.
I believe I’ve made my position on this issue crystal clear.
And then not do that thing, no matter how hilarious it may sound in your head.
Fantasy football shenanigans are suppose cheeky and fun.
Fantasy football shenanigans that create international incidents and security alerts on college campuses are cruel and tragic.
Which makes them not shenanigans at all.
I am not making that up.
You Gen Zs think you invented it, but you were decades too late.
And long before most of you were born.
And I’ve seen friendships almost end over allegations of sketchy dealing and underhanded trades.
Except for you Matthew Gabriels.
No matter what I or the FBI says, Philly Guys are gonna Philly Guy.
