I have followed and admired him for a long time.

Point is, the feeling sucks.

Is there anything more emasculating?

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(Unless, of course, youre into that weird cuck energy.

No judgment… okay, maybe a little judgment.)

But is it grounds for divorce?

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Apparently, seducing women while their husbands are just there is kind of his signature move.

Its like hes running a live-action audition for a backstage afterparty.

But heres where it gets really wild: The wifes excuse.

I have followed and admired him for a long time

Lady… are you kidding me?

You have a family.

Begging to sleep with your celebrity crush is not the inspirational Hallmark moment you think it is.

As the kids today say, she belongs to the streets.

Onward and upward for this guy.

Hit the fuckin music.

(Not Romeo Santos)

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