A German Pizza Place Changed The Game, But Got Busted For Selling A Special Pizza That Came With "A Side Of Cocaine"

That was one of the best-selling pizzas, criminal director Michael Graf von Moltke told reporters in Dusseldorf.

He said police was first tipped off by suspicious food inspectors in March.

And get this - it was a freakin' bestseller!

We’re talking pure disco shit.

I mean, who needs garlic knots when you’ve got a gram of coke?

The cops got wise to this whole operation when some food inspectors got suspicious.

Talk about having the situational awareness of a goldfish.

They found cannabis plantations, weapons, and a shit ton of cash.

My only assumption is that this stuff burned at 187 degrees.

• Dave, if you’re reading this, I think you’ve found your next pizza review.

Finally, a place that can outscore Monte’s.