This story is a truly shocking display of cowardice.

Even for the French.

Unfortunately this entire interaction in in French, so I’m relying heavily on this article & Google translate.

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So he took things cstraight to the top.

He tweeted at billionaire owner of Lidl, Xavier Niel, who is apparently the man responsible for lag.

This was back in May.

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But I guess Xavier sat stewing on that one tweet from @JimmyBLLT.

Who has 196 followers.

And finally, last Friday, Xavier Niel gave this kid exactly what he asked for.

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He showed up outside of the Lidl on rue Sainte a Marseille and accepted his challenge.

Je t’attends = I’m waiting

This was his moment.

He had an audience with a billionaire who was willing to play him 1v1 in Call of Duty.

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What might actually come of that?

You have to show up.

You never know what might happen.

A few hundred grand might just fall out of the guy’s pocket.

But how does our cowardly friend @JimmyBLLT respond.

He was only juggling.

But even still… Xavier the billionaire wouldn’t let it rest.

He gave him another chance.

He wasn’t just going to let this kid squander the opportunity so easily.

All that linguistically translates to, Where are you?

Do you want to meet in the car park?

Which in reality translate to, “Are you fucking serious kid.

I am literally right here.

You asked for this.

Are you really just going to sit at home juggling while I’m giving you exactly what you wanted?

you’re able to’t be that stupid.

If you come right now I will still be here.”

That he’d be greeted by a bunch of goons waiting to beat him senseless with stale baguettes.

Or a bunch of mimes would appear from the shadows and make hurtful gestures at him.

Idk what French gangs do to intimidate people.