So time to break things up with a little dick blog.
Being asked to leave politely, and leaving like an adult is one thing.
But getting Jazzy Jeff’d out of a place is always a bad look.
And he’s got a point.
Whatever happened to being able to get your foreskin Chinese-finger-trapped to the parking lot in peace?
You know how cold that ground must have been?
Of course Blake’s dick was going to look small.
It’s called science.
Plus,growersare a real, proven, thing.
But I do still have a couple questions.
1- Why were his pants and underwear down to begin with?
Was he peeing when he got escorted out?
(Have seen this too many times to count.
People are scum.)
If so, then he got off easy in this and the penis stuck to pavement punishment was karma.
2- Why didn’t anybody go and get a cup of warm water?
Or why didn’t Blake try peeing to release the frozen bond?
3- How do you walk away from this incident?
There’s no coming back from this is there?
Does a group apology and handshakes work?
Or does he owe them more?
4- This bar has to memorialize that sidewalk now right?
A bronze plaque or some kind of statue or something.
All everybody wants now when they go out to a bar or restaurant is an “instagrammable moment”.
And allow others to recreate the moment?
