Being the star quarterback of the USC Trojans comes with certain advantages.

You’re automatically one of the most recognized and celebrated athletes in the country.

You’re almost guaranteed a legitimate shot at a Heisman and all the opportunities that provides.

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No less than five USC QBs have been selected in the Top 10 of the NFL draft since 2003.

It certainly can’t hurt when you’re trying to break the ice with some coed.

Not to mention what sort of NIL money comes with such a high profile role.

Then again, a lofty position such at this brings certain disadvantages.

In the words of the great John Bender, “The world is an imperfect place.”

Filled with petty, vindictive people, determined to tear down more successful people.

I fully cooperated and took accountability for my decisions, and the matter was resolved."

It’s in the link above, but don’t get your hopes up.

It’s terrible quality.

Obviously taken with a “nanny cam” hidden on a desk or shelf.

This is one of those situations where two things can be true at once:

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That is wrong every time it’s tried.

Whoever sent this video to TMZ pulled a dick move.

I’ll argue, even more so.

Because the first wrong was a college freshman doing something stupid to make his buddies laugh.

Which, in case you haven’t noticed, is about 75% of all college freshman behavior.

For no reason other than revenge.

For their part, the university is saying they don’t discuss closed cases such as this.

Because, despite being a redshirt junior, Moss has already graduated and is working on his graduate degree.

That is the reality whomever leaked this video to TMZ has to accept.

But that guy will still be the one who slept in his gas.