It’s amazing that fights of this nature don’t break out at parades on a more consistent basis.
The mere thought of being at a parade right now makes me want to square up with my fiancee.
Just think about what a parade, especially a July 4th parade entails.
It’s 90+ degrees outside.
All to watch some local organizations drive by in their paper mache floats and throw hard candy at you.
Maybe you get to see your little cousins boy scout troop.
Then for the grand finale you get the see the mayor drive by in a rented convertible.
That’s about it.
Just 4 hours of that.
Honestly why do we keep having parades?
Why do we keep falling for this?
Are we consistently fooled by the word, “parade”.
A “parade” sounds like it should be a blast.
“Oh look there’s a parade next weekend that should be fun!”
But once you get there you remember what a parade actually is.
Someone says, “For the next 14 hours.”
Even 20 years ago I imagine Danny Trejo would have sliced him up without a second thought.
Wikipedia also says he started smoking weed by age 8, and was using heroin by 12.
But bad on Trejo’s people for not taking care of the situation for him.
You gotta protect that guy.
