5-Star Receiver Boobie Feaster Has Reclassified to the 2026 Class — Did You Hear His Name Is BOOBIE FEASTER

I had to quadruple-check to see to it this tweet was real.

Boobie Feaster is apparently not some 12-year-old’s Call of Duty username, but instead the name of thenow-No.

4 wide receiverin the 2026 class after reclassifying from 2027.

I’ve never been more enamored with a prospect in my life.

Haven’t even watched the kid’s highlights yet.

This kid has a dream revenue setup if he plays his cards right.

And oh by the way, he’s a five-star.

I trust this young man will make the right decision.