They are not infected with any disease whatsoever.
They are harmless and a little skittish, Yemassee Police Chief Gregory Alexander said Thursday morning.
But rounding up these escapees is taking some more work.
There is almost no danger to the public, Alexander said.
Famous last words, straight out of a summer block buster.
As for which summer blockbuster we’re talking, we could go several different directions with this scenario here.
), and a very underrated Rene Russo.
(Sidebar - I never understood why Rene Russo didn’t get mentioned more in the hollywood bombshell talk.
Two words.Thomas Crowne Affair.Three words.)
Or, this is the start ofThe Planet of The Apes.
Honestly, and I mean this with 100% sincerity, I am for this happening.
We deserve it as a species.
In fact, I think the majority of them are actually pretty decent, entertaining action dramas.
He wouldn’t have even needed make up.
Let’s talk about accountability.
What the hell happened to it?
Talking to other people who own and manage businesses, people are just checked out everywhere.
And I say that because I’m willing to bet that’s the case here.
Also- why the fuck are we doing lab experiments on monkeys still?
Isn’t this 2024 and aren’t we more civilized now?
That’s fucked up.
Testing on dogs and monkeys and shit is cruel.
Why can’t we be like China and use prisoners with life sentences for that stuff?
Doesn’t matter if its a second story window cracked either.
They’re agile as fuck.
They’ll get up there and get inside.
