40-Year-Old Virgin Weekends are Cool as Hell

Just wall to wall girls, booze, and debauchery.

Last week I revealed that because I dont drink (nerd.

I realized shortly after that I sounded A LOT like the 40-Year-Old Virgin when describing it.

We both dedicate our weekends to a specific foodand have zero chance of having sex.

I say this but in reality Im selling my weekends short.

Theyre honestly much cooler than that.

Its MUCH cooler when I spell it all out like that.

So fellas…I ask all of you: Why not have a 40-Year-Old Virgin weekend next weekend?

Heres the banana nutella cake in all her glory.

Holy shit shes gorgeous.

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