It goes without saying this hasn’t been the greatest February for Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce.
They each put in their worst postseason performance in front of a record TV audience.
So both of them could use some good news.
And they’ve just gotten it.
But lucky for them, police have made arrests.
The defendants are accused of stealing valuables worth more than $2 million, according to the complaint.
If convicted, they each face a maximum of 10 years in prison.
So yeah, just a word of advice for anyone looking to get into the B&E racket.
Breaking into a place and stealing the stuff someone worked hard for is supposed to be a noble profession.
In the proud tradition of icons of the business such as Aladdin, Catwoman, or the Hamburglar.
If you’re going to follow in their mighty footsteps, take some pride in your work.
Make a plan and execute it like a professional.
We respect those who pull off a proper heist, like Ocean’s 11.
There’s no nobility in that kind of work.
No pride of workmanship.
But I weep as the state of the criminal underworld.
We used to be a proper country.
