I’m not much of a UFC guy, but I can speculate wildly about it.
We all know that Dana White is capable of anything.
He’s nothing if not a risk taker.
When humans get to a certain level of fat, the fights are always shit.
Happens in Rough n' Rowdy all the time.
As currently structured, UFC heavyweights are cut off at 265 pounds.
But there are bigger guys who can move.
UFC fighters are basically wearing Sock’em Boppers on their hands.
He’d have to work his way up first.
It will most likely be their last fight, but it’ll be an honorable way to go out.
It’s sad to watch.
Because you know they could take more punches.
They could continue their professional fighting careers well into their 40’s.
Possibly 50’s.UFC Youth Division- Never too early to get kids started fighting.
People will probably say it’s “unsafe”, or that it’s “exploiting children”.
But Khabib was fighting bears as a 9-year old kid and look how he turned out?
Nothing wrong with that guy.
There are benefits to fighting young.
Kids will have proper fighting techniques engrained into them from a young age.
In many ways, suffering a brain injury as a child is better than suffering one as an adult.
It’s like when a kid loses an arm.
But if you lose an arm as an adult you’re fucked.
It’s the same with brains.
The phrase also works in reverse.
He’d be providing M-to-F athletes with a platform to compete on a level playing field.
Maybe Dana White transitions himself and fights in the trans-senior division.
They’d call him Dana White.
There’s just no way Power Slap is actually going to take off as currently structured.
Maybe the problem is it’s not barbaric enough.
If instead of going slap for slap, fighters went kick for kick.
If Dana signed some hot Rockettes' to take turns punting each other faces.
UFC could put their most pro-America fighters on the card.
Colby Covington, Sean Strickland, Conor McGregor.
Have them all walk out to Kid Rock doing the National Anthem.
It would be the most American event in the history of sports.
They’ll exclusively face fighters from Russia or the Middle East.
Or any fighter who’s vibe is kinda terroristy.
It would be the most American event in the history of professional sports.
