BOOOO: Max Homa Hoops One On The First Hole, Kevin Kisner Refuses To Live Up To His Promise Of Ripping His Shirt Off

You say you’re going to chain yourself to a baseball statue and stadium? You do it damnit. So we can’t let Kiz off early. This happened today: Hell of a shot. This is why we dominate the Presidents Cup. Max Homa goes out there and does this on the first hole. Set the tone, kick their ass, step on their throats. So I fully was convinced that Kevin Kisner would be shirtless....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 159 words · Christopher Nelson

Frank Walks Episode 23: Dante Hall Presented by Dude Wipes

The Cleveland Browns have not had a kickoff return for a touchdown since 2009. DudeWipes is running a contest to Stop the Streak. I spoke to Dante Hall about his career and the current NFL. He works as an ambassador for the Chiefs while living in New Jersey.

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 48 words · Joseph Wagner

Fuck The Browns And Their Season That's Already Dead And Finished...It's Playoff Baseball Time In Cleveland

I’ll say this: that doesn’t look like a hold to me. This team fucking STINKS. And even our coach made huge mistakes. Not a great situation, but not dead. And we called a timeout for……this play? Well Dov, he took a sack here because no one was blocking and his receivers weren’t open. Anyone calling for Jameis right now simply isn’t watching the games. Put Tom Brady in his prime on this team with this line and he’d struggle....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 176 words · Nicholas Harrison

Joe Flacco is Elite: Anthony Richardson Has Been Wally Pipped By 39-Year Old Joe Flacco

Anthony Richardson left the game in the first quarter with a hip (and head?) He was replaced by Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco won the game. Barstool Sports is selling the shirt once again. This time in blue. Anthony Richardson initially left the game after suffering a hip injury following a long run. He left the game limping. When he returned to the field, he was still noticeably favoring his hip....

September 29, 2024 · 2 min · 215 words · Mary Rivera

Kirk Cousins Thrives After Losing: NFL Week 4 Stats And Trends

Welcome back to the Stats Lab. Probably doesn’t matter that much. But a coach being really good off a bye week? A team covering a lot as a road dog? Probably means they’re being consistently undervalued. League wide trends that hold steady across hundreds of matchups spanning years and years? So you have to look at every stat individually and decide if it matters. Below is my entire cheat sheet I used for Advisors this week....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 143 words · Jeremy Martinez

Rock, Flag And Eagle: It's Only Fitting For Future Captain Keegan Bradley To Seal The Win For Team USA In The Presidents Cup

Things were weird this Presidents Cup. You had the US sweep Thursday and then the International Team sweep Friday. We beat the shit out of the International Team and this should have been no difference. We had the better roster, more depth, Scottie and Xander, pick your storyline. The two storylines from the International Team were the Kim’s. They were the ones we had to beat. It’s fitting for Keegan Bradley to be the one to beat Si Woo and bring the title back....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 185 words · David Townsend

Some Positive News Out Of Boston

Today the Boston Red Sox season will come to an end. For the third consecutive season and fifth in six years, the Sox will miss the playoffs. In return for getting duped, he stopped giving a fuck. While they didn’t buy at the deadline, the Sox were in contention heading into August. That wasn’t enough for Kenley it appears. Through anonymous players, turns out this kind of behavior wasn’t shocking from him....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 133 words · Anthony Mathis

THE CHICAGO BEARS HAVE WON A FOOTBALL GAME

That is the game we needed. That is a game that’ll give us a little bit of hope. The defense did what they always do, but this time they did it against Stafford. Special teams were incredible and clutch. The offense…that was the best we’ve seen all year. A total team effort. Caleb has improved every week. The offensive line was solid in the 2nd half. Swift was an impact player and ran hard....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 193 words · Scott Anderson

Tom Brady Responds To Baker Mayfield's Claims That Bucs Players Didn't Have Fun With Him In His Final Season

Tom Brady’s final season in Tampa was one of the most frustrating in recent memory. They consistently underachieved and were very predictable on offense. The team only really thrived in the hurry up offense that Brady called. Reports were that the team was very tight and had no fun. Baker Mayfield was asked in a recent press conference about the team having fun and addressed it directly. I am not sure if he knew Brady would be calling the game at the time....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 149 words · Sarah Hall

Tom Brady Shared On The Broadcast Today That He Almost Signed With The Bears In 2020

You know what…we are looking forwards. It just wasn’t meant to be. I mean Tom Brady obviously made the right choice. A big Polish meathead named Gronkowski in Chicago. He would’ve been the most popular mercenary Bear of all time. You’d see Gronkowski jerseys in the stadium for the next 50 years. It’s crazy to think that the NFC Championship very could’ve been Bears-Packers with Brady v Rodgers. What could’ve gone wrong?...

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 84 words · Jason Schmidt

Without an O-Line, Drake Maye Could End Up Like Archie Manning (running for his life!)

For a quarterback, it’s a lot like going through a medieval gauntlet. There’s no pocket, and you’re constantly getting battered and beaten. Thirty-one-year-old veteran Jacoby Brissett has done everything possible to stay upright, but he’s taken some big hits. His lack of offensive production is partly because he’s been chum for the blood-thirsty defenses he’s faced. They’re coming for him on every play. The local media hasn’t been kind, and the fan base has demanded better production at that position....

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 147 words · Jordan Castillo

Younghoe Koo Hits a 58-Yard Field Goal To Beat the Saints Without the Falcons Scoring an Offensive Touchdown

We’re so back. I guess this is just what this team is going to be. It’s not the most fun brand of football I’ve ever watched, but it beats sucking ass.

September 29, 2024 · 1 min · 31 words · Katie Castro

A Ref Threw an Outstanding Block To Spring Maryland for a 75-Yard Touchdown Run

Stepped right in front of the defensive back, got his head across his body and lowered his shoulder.

September 28, 2024 · 1 min · 18 words · Jose Berry