Things had been going too smoothly for Aaron Rodgers and the 2024 Jets. Rolling over the dreadful Patriots in his first home game since blowing out his Achilles last year. Winning two in a row. Putting his team into very early contention for the AFC East race. It felt more like an ayahuasca fever dream in a sweat lodge than reality as we know it. Then came last night. And finally a return to our plane of existence:...

How’d that go? The 2023-24 season was the worst Victor Wembanyama is ever going to be. Just think about that for a second. His thin frame was basically his only “weakness” and it was essentially a non-factor. This was something that I couldn’t wait to see when it came to Wemby’s career. What does that player even look like? There’s a chance we’re about to find out.

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The great baseball uniform crisis of the 21st century is finally over. We bullied these morons into reversing course and fixing it all. MLB players will be donning their own jerseys for the All Star Game. The most no brainer decision ever. This is the way. Not this We’ve also got major developments on the current jersey front. The Nike-Fanatics jerseys are getting a total makeover. Let’s quickly go back in time to remember how bad this shit was....

NOBODY PANIC!!! That’s right, folks! Remember when the set out Win Total at 5.5 before the season starts? Brick by brick by brick. This dude fucking gets it. He’s going to look great in the Swamp next year. But while Indiana still has him, might as well rattle off 11 wins right? That’s how good of a coach Curt Cignetti is. Took a basketball school and made them into an undaunted football powerhouse....

All around the NBA with 28 teams holding their Media Days, the vibes are supposed to be high. It’s a time for low stress, heavy doses of pandering, and an endless supply of hope. For the most part, that’s what today was. Then of course there’s what took place at the Warriors Media Day. That reporter clearly botched his question given what we all know he truly meant. Given what has happened these last few years, I don’t think that’s a crazy question....

First off, we all need to stop complaining. Any Knicks fan still upset needs to stop. This is a move that the Knicks never would have made in previous eras. We never landed a guy - who is an All-Star - that was linked to us for years. Not to mention there’s probably more out there in terms of why this got done. You had this story about DiVincenzo: I don’t blame Donte for feeling that way....

Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:39) Vikings 31, Packers 29 (00:09:39-00:20:57) Falcons 26, Saints 24 (00:20:57-00:28:36) Bears 24, Rams 18 (00:28:36-00:42:57) Colts 27, Steelers 24 (00:42:57-00:52:33) Bengals 34, Panthers 24 (00:52:33-00:56:53) Broncos 10, Jets 9 (00:56:53-01:14:04) Bucs 33, Eagles 16 (01:14:04-01:29:47) Texans 24, Jaguars 20 (01:29:47-01:41:09) Commanders 42, Cardinals 14 (01:41:09-01:49:37) 49ers 30, Patriots 13 (01:49:37-01:52:10) Raiders 20, Browns 16 (01:52:10-02:00:25) Chiefs 17, Chargers 10 (02:00:25-02:09:05) We finish with who’s back of the week....

The Baltimore Ravens beat the Buffalo Bills 35-10. Baltimore is now 2-2. The Las Vegas Raiders beat the Cleveland Browns 20-16. Las Vegas is now 2-2. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the Los Angeles Chargers 17-10. Kansas City is now 4-0. The Washington Commanders beat the Arizona Cardinals 42-14. Washington is now 3-1. The San Francisco 49ers beat the New England Patriots 30-13. San Francisco is now 2-2. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers beat the Philadelphia Eagles 33-16....

But weFIREDDavid Ross to get here. The 3rd or 4th most valuable franchise in MLB is lighting Swiftie candles with one month left to play. Like that was a real talking point around the clubhouse for a good hot minute. Now imagine this guy from December 2023 talking about a candle vs….. I don’t know how about some fucking bullpen help? That’s the bigger point and it’s something I will need a World Series trophy to forget....

The more I travel and learn about different cultures, the more impressed I become… Particularly regarding their languages. Back when I was trading stocks, we had something close to schadenfreude. Ewan-“What’s the plan for this weekend, Angus?” Winds up, we’ve all been hurkle durkling for most of our lives but never knew it. Yet another example: Last week, I dropped a brand new episode ofTwisted History… I won’t go through them all, but I will certainly give you 2 of my favorites…...

Not enough good things can be said about the Commies offense. For a rookie QB to have more scoring drives than incompletions is crazy. Jayden is 4 weeks into his NFL career and is pacing at MVP numbers. Literally, he is pacing at better numbers than Lamar had in his 2nd MVP season. It’s a LONG season, but it’s worth mentioning how he’s just that good. Hopefully this dominance continues next week at home vs the Browns....

But they were told by the powers that be it would be fine. That they understood their concerns, but assured everyone they had a plan to address them. Then when the roads were being laid, this crossing looked even more hazardous than they feared. Just accidents waiting to happen. Again, they were assured the problem was not being ignored. They had a vision and were sticking to it. But when the roads opened, it was pure carnage....