The Refs Fucked Up The Minnesota vs. Michigan Onside Kick So Badly That The Big Ten Has Changed Their Rules, Effective Immediately

The only opinion that mattered was the dumbass referee who is either: A.) Match Fixing C.) Connor Stalions There’s really no other explanation. It’s one thing to MISS a call, but to MAKE UP a call? In a crucial situation? When the home team is about to choke away a game that they had under wraps? Oh for fucks sake. First it was Covid. Then it was the sign stealing....

October 1, 2024 · 2 min · 240 words · Colleen Patton

The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 4, Trevor Lawrence Fails, And Laremy Tunsil's Penalty Record Quest

And just like that. We’re already a quarter into the NFL season if you don’t count the encore 17th game. It’s time to face that fact: Your team is what it isn’t. And by now we have reached the acceptance phase of the NFL season. season that leads your special someone immediately wondering what you did wrong to pursue gaining such relationship points. Stats are for losers. And that’s what brings you here today....

October 1, 2024 · 3 min · 576 words · Jonathan Green

The Top Skin Affliction Based Nicknames For NFL Quarterbacks

He asked me if I had any potential nicknames for his new franchise guy. I said I’d think about it and get back to him. After sitting on it for a hour or two, here’s what I sent him. These texts were never meant to see the light of day. I thought there were no bad ideas on the cutting room floor! The group liked Warthog quite a bit. The only stipulation with that would be it was contingent on if he has any warts....

October 1, 2024 · 1 min · 98 words · Adam Bowman

Titans Make Sure Everyone Knows Will Levis Is Still Their Starting QB, Since He's Must-Watch And The Most Entertaining Player In The NFL

We saw what happened last night. That can’t happen. The league needs Will Levis. We need Will Levis. He’s must-watch TV. I know everyone wants to clown on him and quite frankly, I’ve had enough. He can’t help it that he can’t see! Not sure how that’s seeing ghosts, but whatever. People make bad throws, even the greatest players we’ve seen in the league. Gotta let Levis get through it....

October 1, 2024 · 1 min · 194 words · Vincent Parker

Twitter's Favorite WNBA Player Cameron Brink Has Announced She's Officially Engaged

Congratulations to the happy couple and LOVE IS ALIVE!

October 1, 2024 · 1 min · 9 words · Tara Richardson

We Have A Hero Among Us On This Bus

Give this guy a free Metro Card for fucking life folks. What an absolute pleasure to listen to. Let’s break down the scene from the way I understand it. The bus is late because a lady in a wheelchair had to get on. A woman despises that it’s late and blames the lady in the wheelchair for this occurence. She also blames the bus driver for being late, or for picking up the lady in the wheelchair....

October 1, 2024 · 1 min · 211 words · Chad Johnson

Welcome To The NFL In 2024, History Made, Awesome Plays And All People Can Talk About Is How The Refs Fucked Up Again

I’m doing my normal Tuesday routine of just reading up on things across the league. Instead, I’m seeing the same old story. How the refs completely fucked up the Seahawks/Lions game. Let me correct that - how the refs completely fucked up the awesome Seahawks/Lions game. We had unreal plays all of the place: We finally had an entertaining game in primetime. That’s a big upgrade compared to what we’ve been watching early this season....

October 1, 2024 · 2 min · 257 words · Mrs. Jacqueline Myers DDS

Whatever The Record Is For Most Stiff Arms On One Run Is, I Think This Kid Just Broke It

I’m talking absolute destruction.

October 1, 2024 · 1 min · 4 words · Elizabeth Cook

"Normal Hair, No Shenanigans"

As I’ve talked about before, there’s nothing quite like Media Day in the NBA. At this moment in time, anything is possible. These last few years Media Day has also meant something else. How do you do that? As a Heat fan, this would excite me, because it shows he’s finally taking things seriously. That was always part of their issue these last few years aside from the brutal injuries....

September 30, 2024 · 1 min · 87 words · Meghan Gutierrez

'That's Not My Question Right There''Marr Chase If He Wears Baby Oil During Football Games

What the hell man? Read the world right now! you could’t be going around asking people if they are wearing baby oil. Not when we have reports of thousands of bottles of baby oil being in one person’s house. Far too much baby oil. No city should have that much baby oil. We’re talking about football man! Ja’Marr Chase did admit he was finally happy this week. Of course he is, he finally caught a touchdown and had some big plays....

September 30, 2024 · 1 min · 172 words · Randy Newman

'We Can't Go Out There And Make The Plays', Thinks It's Dumb To Think He Might Get Fired

Last week Jerry talked about how Doug Pederson broke Trevor Lawrence, will eventually get fired. Fair all the way around. Remember when Trevor Lawrence was good? The players can’t suck. They have to make plays. That’s all on the coaches. Pederson was supposed to be this quarterback guru and offensive guy. The Jags are hard to watch and not just the NFL kinda stinks right now hard to watch. They flat out suck....

September 30, 2024 · 1 min · 203 words · Roger Carey

17 yr Old Ryan Williams Made Mike Vick His IG Profile Picture After Beating The Dawgs

They tried to say this was fake but multiple sources have shown it was infact real. Ochocinco did not photoshop this and it was just changed through Saturday night. Charlie Potter reported it, he is a legit journalist and not a scam account. The twitter community notes legit got this wrong. We are seeing a whole new generation with no chill hitting the scene. Look the dude is 17, I do not blame him for being immature....

September 30, 2024 · 1 min · 139 words · Christopher Anderson

Aaron Rodgers Joins Jets Fans In Being Annoyed With Robert Saleh

A mess offensively where the only hope is a Pick 6 and/or an insane amount of field goals. None of those things happened so the Jets lost. The offense looked as sloppy and disgusting as the rain soaked MetLife Field. The game fucking sucked. Same as it ever was. It might be time to simply say Robert Saleh stinks. He’s now 20-35. I know he didn’t have Aaron Rodgers last year but enough is enough....

September 30, 2024 · 2 min · 268 words · Rachel Marsh