And from a 24 no less? it’s possible for you to walk off the street and into a Jos. Banks and get a size 18 no problem. Jose would sell Frank the exact same adjustable garment designed for regular necks. No Big and Tall. I’m talking bowtie off the fuckin rack and right across the jugular. So congratulations to Frank on the quite-literally unbelievable transformation. All the credit in the world goes to Frank for taking the steps....
Cooking pretty much every night? Earlier this summer I found myself basically become addicted to Honeycrisp apples. In the mood for a snack? Need a dessert after dinner? Get a little fucked up and want a sweet treat? Dare I say it’s the perfect snack/apple. Which brings me to my dilemma. I’m not sure what the hell is going on, but I cannot find Honeycrisp apples anywhere. Picking a new apple you’ve never had before is stressful as fuck....
Anybody who thinks that Philly is a hard town to play in just doesn’t get it. Because we are addicted to becoming obsessed with mediocrity. We love an underdog, because we see ourselves in an underdog. If you lose along the way, then so be it. Darius Slay simply does not get it. I get that it’s a different world today where every athlete has their own podcast. And for the most part, I think that’s a good thing....
Wayne Gretzky’s sons didn’t go on to become NHL superstars. By all accounts, I’m sure Jeremy Brodeur was a perfectly fine goaltender. But NHL generational all-time great? Or at least not until he put on a Devils sweater for the first time. Last night Jeremy Brodeur started in net for the Devils in a preseason game against the New York Rangers. Well it seems like Jeremy Brodeur putting on the “Brodeur” Devils uniform did the same thing....
Let’s begin today’s lecture by acknowledging a few things. (Thanks, Miami!) They cannot protect a quarterback. Therefore they can’t generate a passing attack. Which is the equivalent of a kid missing entire years in elementary school. All of which begs the question, when will Drake Maye finally get his shot? But Jerod Mayo has confirmed that is 100% not happening. But if not now, then when? Mayo was asked that very question....
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Experience life is a hall-of-fame excuse in the breakup game. It’s the tush push. you’ve got the option to run it every single time to perfection. I heard Jennifer Lopez is newly single. Good luck out there.
(Long Blog Disclaimer. If you don’t like words, turn back now.) Well Pete Rose passed away yesterday, at the age of 83. And Klemmer did an amazing job paying tribute to him. (More on this later). Something I felt was indeed deserved (obviously), but a day late and dollar short. The poor guy died a slow and painful death. (More on this after my Pete Rose point.) Pete Rose’s recent passing has reignited the debate surrounding his Hall of Fame eligibility....
Look, I get itManchester United is a big club. Remember when United used to terrorize teams? Now they look more like theyre the laughing stock of the league. Thank God I don’t support that sorry ass club because the Dolphins alone are already killing me. But nopeevery transfer window feels like theyre just playing a game of FIFA Career Mode with no budget restrictions. Who cares if the players fit the system (wait, what system?...
A lot of people are mad that MLB helmets have a double logo for the postseason. A lot of folks are upset the game keeps changing and now that applies to protective gear. Needless to say the 2024 season hasn’t met public-aesthetic expectations. What I don’t understand is why people think this is a sign of societal collapse. Don’t get me wrong. Just go to Wrigley Field for 5 seconds....
Morris also fined Schubarth $20,000 and ordered him to make a $4,000 payment to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Foundation. Schubarth will be allowed to self-report to a Bureau of Prisons medical facility. Yeah, you wanna get crazy let’s create Ram Humans to hunt. We never thought a case like this would exist, who knows if that’s what’s next.
The USA dominates the Presidents Cup. Frankie & Trent played golf & spent the weekend with Noah Kahan. We talk Bethpage Black perhaps being the best golf course in the world. North Carolina & much of the South has sadly been devastated by Hurricane Helene. Finally, we finish with Trent flipping a quarter 10 times for last weeks Closest To.
We had no clue how to pivot. We had to dig deeper. A treasure chest of poop?! In the car?!?! It turns out, this had actually come up before… Time is a flat circle. But we still need answers!Check out today’s full Yak here:
