Is It Possible That Both The Wolves And Knicks Lost The Karl-Anthony Towns Trade?

And they just shipped out two absolute dawgs for….a KAT? Don’t get me wrong, Karl-Anthony Towns is the most talented player in this trade by a mile. That’s why I think the Wolves lost the trade. Were they not just right on the cusp of a title last year with ANT and Towns? 5 nickels don’t always equal a quarter, if you know what I’m saying. How does that fit in with their culture?...

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 90 words · Carlos Williams

It Took Just Under 17 Minutes Into The New NHL Season For A Legit Save Of The Year Candidate From New Devils Goalie Jacob Markström (No, Really, The NHL Season Started Today)

Their locker room in the 2020’s has seen more pads than the opening scene of CARRIE. Then look at where Markstrom’s twig is located. How do you say “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!” Like everyone else watching, I thought NA-K shanked an absolute gimme. But enough of the yin. The yang is so fucking awesome and the NHL sure didn’t fuck this one up. That would be the new show on Amazon Prime that dropped this AM…...

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 131 words · Angelica Ball

James Harrison Is Going To Murder OchoCinco In Their Upcoming MMA fight

Why the fuck would you fight James Harrison out of all people?! James Harrison is the most violent football player I have personally watched. Look at the craziest hits and shit he used to do. He is the brown’s worst nightmare, he had the craziest hits against them. He is the biggest menace of all time. ITS JAMES GODDAMN HARRISON. HES A THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE NFL AND HES RETIRED!...

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 71 words · Emily Cisneros

Joe Flacco, Falcons Win A Thriller, Playoff Baseball And Pete Alonso Heroics + NFL Week 5 Picks And Preview

Thursday Night Football was awesome for a change and Kirk Cousins is back. Pete Alonso saves the Mets season and playoff baseball absolutely rocks. We do a quick impromptu Mt Rushmore of Months. NFL Week 5 picks and preview for every game on Sunday + Fantasy Lad Boys. We finish with Fyre Fest of the week.

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 56 words · Charles Wright

Joker 2 Is An Absolute Disaster Of A Movie And One Of The Worst Sequels I've Ever Seen

Arthur Fleck is institutionalized at Arkham, awaiting trial for his crimes as Joker. When it was originally announced that Joker 2 would be a musical, I wasactually pretty excited. Well, I am here to report that I was wrong. Like usual, let me break it down into a quick pro and con list for you. PROS: Joaquin Phoenix is really good. Just as good as the last movie but certainly not better....

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 151 words · Nicole Hill

Leon Rose Continues To Strike Fear Into The Rest Of The League'Won The KAT Trade', Most Likely Out Of Jealousy

Oh you think I wouldn’t like this as a Knicks fan? This is exactly what I want to hear. That’s the only executive who I care about and what opinion I want to hear. Hell, arguably most importantly, he kept James Dolan and his stink away from the team. I’m starting to think executives are scared of the Knicks. Only way to come to this specific conclusion before any games are played....

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 154 words · Kathryn Gonzalez

Make Sure You Check Out Davante Adams' ASS Before Dreaming Your Team Trades For Him

Get ready to rate that ASS (average separation score). While the most useful stats predict what’s ahead, there’s also value in looking at the behind. Hinder sight is also 20/20. I learned it even accounts for when defenses completely miss an assignment. This is great so no one gets tricked into falling for an artificially inflated ASS. He’s 7th overall in the NFL vs man coverage (min 75 routes). So far this season it’s hard to deny he’s been a surprise man ASS Nailor....

October 4, 2024 · 2 min · 263 words · Tony Morales

Normal Wide Receiver Stuff: Davante Adams Is Using Edgar Allen Poe And Cryptic Instagram Posts To Make Fans Think He's About To Be Traded

We know that Davante Adams is basically waiting to get traded. We’re always thinking about a guy who inspired the Baltimore Ravens name right? It’s something that everyone does on a Friday. Frankly, what else do we expect a wide receiver to do? This is calm by wide receiver personality standards. They tend to be dramatic, known for making statements and are a little bit crazy. It’s the sign of having WR1 ability....

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 109 words · Catherine Valencia

One of Us: Kirk Cousins Did an Interview From a Waffle House Parking Lot After Passing for 500 Yards in a Falcons Win

It was a disappointing start after expecting to finally see a good offense after several years of utter incompetence. This is our guy. He’s learning how to Swag Surf and celebrating wins with an All-Star Special. Wherever Mr. Chainz leads, we will follow.

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 43 words · Anthony Thompson

Paparazzi To Sydney Sweeney's Family "If You Tell Her to Just Come Outside in a Bikini, I’ll Take Pictures and Then I’ll Leave You Alone"

Paparazzi are some of the strangest/worst people in the world. I imagine throughout this whole clip Cole was day-dreaming about dismembering this dickhead. Then there’s the encounters that we don’t see on video. This quick story from Sydney Sweeney is nuts. (Glamour) Lately photographers have started going to extreme measures because of it. On social media, people speculated that she had called the paparazzi herself, something she vehemently denies. Why would I ever want that?...

October 4, 2024 · 2 min · 253 words · Patrick Patton

Report Says Most Students at Our Most Elite Universities are Incapable of Reading an Entire Book

There have been times in our culture when being considered “bookish” meant you were a social outcast. When “bookworm” was used as a pejorative term, used to describe and anti-social loner. From this Burgess Meredith character in the most celebratedTwilight Zoneepisode ever. To the Tri-Lambs inRevenge of the Nerds. Non-readers have often been considered the cool ones, even in academic tweaks. Or the Alpha Betas inNerds. They’re avoiding all forms of literature because book are so scary and intimidating....

October 4, 2024 · 2 min · 256 words · Julia Thomas

The Buccaneers Blow A Game The Falcons Tried To Give Them Many Times Over

It started early when tied 7-7 Falcons Kicker Younghoe Koo missed a 46-yard Field Goal attempt. The Bucs were called for offsides so Koo got to re-kick from five yards closer. Then he missed that too. The Falcons tried to drive it late and went for it on 4th & 15 in their own territory. Kirk Cousins tried to squeeze it into a tight window and Buccaneers legendary Linebacker Lavonte David made the interception....

October 4, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Charles Norris

The Celtics Are Back And Pick Up Right Where They Left Off By Asserting Their Dominance Over The Nuggets In Abu Dhabi

I’m not sure about anyone else, but pretty much every aspect of my life got better today. I’m of the belief that every single time the Celts take the floor, it matters. Every dribble, every possession, from Summer League to the NBA Finals. And while it certainly wasn’t pretty at times, that’s exactly what we got today. What, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do right now? More than fine if we’re being honest....

October 4, 2024 · 2 min · 228 words · Carlos Hall