Postseason baseball is not for the faint of heart, man. I can’t take this shit. The Yankees just stole Game 1 of the ALDS against the Royals. This one had ups and downs with tense moments everywhere to be found. The remaining little hair I have is nearly gone. Heart rate at a career high. Verdugo was the hero of the night. A big point of contention was who should be the Yankees LF in the postseason....

Indiana University is officially a college football powerhouse. Oh, the team that just lost to Vanderbilt? Indiana is the first team in college football that’s ready to go bowling. This year Indiana has a legitimate team. IU is clicking in all three phases of the game and it’s a beautiful thing to watch. I don’t want to overreact, but is Kurtis Rourke might be the next Tom Brady.

That security cam footage is in front of Bridgestone Arena, which is 2.5 miles from Vanderbilt Stadium. And continuing on to the Cumberland River is probably another half mile or so. Those kids had to embark on a journey with that goalpost. The bachelorettes have no idea what is going on right now. Someone explain to them the beauty of college football.

Someone remembered that halfway through the fourth quarter and got it ready in case the unthinkable were to happen. I’m still not positive this game actually happened. It doesn’t compute.

That’s what RedZone was made for. It was so chaotic that Hanson didn’t even have time to talk about what was going on. The moment one play ended they had to jump somewhere else. All of a sudden Houston couldn’t move the ball which opened the door for Buffalo. Buffalo would then get pinned at their own 3 on the punt with 40 seconds left. Instead, Sean McDermott threw the ball three times....

MY GOODNESS SHOHEI!!!! This guy was made for October. LA goes down early in the playoffs again, shocker right? Ohtani with 2 guys on and Dylan Cease just puts one right on a tee for him. In that spot Shohei loves and oh my goodness does he smoke this pitch. When he turns on them they are gone in a second. This has to be 130 off the bat. An absolute rocket in his 2nd at-bat in October....

He was 84 years old. Amos' publicist confirmed his death to CBS News and shared a statement from the family. No details about his death were immediately available. (Sidebar- its criminal how that show ended. Such an underrated classic that still goes hard in the paint to this day. Nothing better than catching a rerun randomly on the CW or one of those bootleg stations. Rest In Peace you old cocksman....

MOUNTAIN DEW: The Mountain Is Calling #DoTheDew

What was once a great football program and even greater fraternity system has turned sour. Remember the golden days? This is great timing after Caleb just released a great “Where Are They Now?” with those FSU frat bros: P.S. The European mind can’t comprehend this really is more applicable in very few situations than this one:

Welcome to October in South Philadelphia, ladies and gentlemen. “But but but how are the Phillies going to handle this layoff?” You think Kyle Schwarber gives a shit about any of that? Kyle Schwarber told this dork to take his ghost fork and shove it straight up his ass. Postseason baseball has officially begun with the first leadoff Schwarbomb of the month. Wild card was a great warmup, but now the big boys are here to play....

Division Series Preview ALDS An old rivalry is renewed as the Yankees take on the Royals. These teams played in the ALCS four times in five years between 1976 and 1980. The Yankees won the first three matchups, while the Royals won the most recent meeting in 1980. The Yankees are significant favorites, with the best American League record. If Kansas City is to beat the Yankees, they will need more than Bobby Witt hitting....

These guys have everything going right today. Maybe they’ll be able to score a point in the second half, though.

I did my research on this crash and it seems everyone is fine, besides the car of course. I had to run it back a few times because I wasn’t sure that it was real life. Sorry bro, I almost just killed us by driving like an idiot, but are you okay? Can you grab this shot?