Thank Goodness The NFL Is Leading The Charge On Finger Gun Control In America

I don’t care what side of the aisle you find yourself on. The fact of the matter is that there’s a serious gun issue in America today. That is, of course, until this year. It’s not even just touchdowns anymore. We’re really going to whip out the finger guns for a 1st down? Catching the ball is your job, pal. Imagine if everyone in America started celebrating with finger guns just for doing their job....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 130 words · Joseph Williams

The Bengals Way: Fans Are Convinced Zac Taylor Threw Joe Burrow Under The Bus For The Coward, Loser Plays Called In Overtime

Welcome back to the Bengals we all knew growing up. He decided a 53-yard field goal was the smart play which obviously didn’t work out. Dropped snap, missed kick and next thing you know you blew another game at home. What you might notice is Zac Taylor claiming Joe Burrow changed the play to run on 1st down. Okay, sure, whatever. Why did you run on 2nd and 3rd? For sure a comment that makes you say hmm....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 110 words · Justin Barrett

The Nick Castellanos Walkoff Syncing Up Perfectly With This Harry Kalas Call Is Proof That The Phillies Are In For Something Special This October

Time is a flat circle. It was October 6th. The Phillies were tied in the bottom of the 9th inning against a division opponent in the playoffs. They had a runner on 2nd. A 1-2 count with a righty at the plate. We’re not talking about last night. We’re talking Kim Batiste in 1993 in game 1 of the NLCS against the Braves. Exactly 31 years later to the day, the exact same scenario plays out for the Phillies....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 150 words · Jessica Harding

The Official MLB Divisional Series Playoff Blog

This is a blog about MLB playoffs and specifically the Division Series round. The first is currently underway between theTwinsTigers and Guardians. Tarik Skubal is pitching for the Tigers which means they’re heavy favorites. Did you feel a sense of distraction from Terry Francona? That’s so disgustingly delicious - I am powerless but to play the under. Like funnel cake at a county fair. I don’t turn down opportunities to enjoy such a delicacy....

October 7, 2024 · 3 min · 473 words · Tara Berry

The Philadelphia Phillies Grab Their Nuts And Walk Off A Damn Baseball Game To Make This A Series

Saturday was one of the more soul-crushing losses we’ve seen in our lifetime as Phillies fans. Truth be told, things weren’t looking so great tonight either. Fans were getting frustrated at the players, players were getting frustrated at the fans. Things weren’t looking great. And in the bottom of the 6th, the man delivered. Turner on 1st after having a huge bounce back game. Big mistake because the Bad Man decided to step on one and get some life back in the park....

October 7, 2024 · 2 min · 266 words · Matthew Miller

The Science is Settled: Statistically the 2024 Patriots are Even Worse Than You Think

Like, for instance, Tennessee or Green Bay. That’s more than any rational human can be expected to handle. Sure, I remember times like this in the past. I’m an old. But your memories have to go back to the Bush Administration to recall what that was like. The first Bush Administration. As in George HW Bush. I’m going to refuse to let this break me though. My heart and soul are being tested for sure....

October 7, 2024 · 3 min · 554 words · William Hester

The Year of Belichick Rolls on, With Taylor Swift Merch, US Navy Gear, Nantucket and a Timeless Romance

On one extreme, there are those who do not react well to the pensioner life. The only one after that is your funeral. And of course, sometimes it’s not your decision to leave, it’s your employer’s. But I imagine the dynamic is the same. You either suffer when your career is over, or you thrive. And there’s no doubt whatsoever on which end of that spectrum Bill Belichick landed. That Summer of Belichick I kept yammering on about:...

October 7, 2024 · 2 min · 289 words · William Friedman

This Moment Of Golfer Braden Thornberry Finding Out He Is Heading To The PGA TOUR Will Give You Goosebumps

It was an action-packed week in French Lick, Indiana, home of the 2024 Korn Ferry Tour Championship. Thornberry didn’t finish in 2nd place.

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 23 words · William Newman

Tigers 3rd Baseman, Zach McKinstry, Blamed Their Game 1 Loss On The Cleveland Grounds Crew Not Watering The Field Right Before The Game

And then the guy they brought in next gave up a 3-run bomb on his first pitch. And on the other side of the plate, the Tigers were never a threat to score. AND THAT’S WHY THEY LOST? The infield wasn’t watered down enough??? Guess they’re just the Gritty Tigs until the infield isn’t watered to perfection. But in all honesty, that might be the most embarrassing quote I’ve ever read....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 132 words · William Miller

Well Cleveland, The Browns Season (5 Weeks Old) Is Officially Over Before The Guardians Season (7 Months Old)

I’m not sad, and I’m especially not shocked. ….and smoked they got. The only problem is that the Browns season is just 5 weeks old. The Guardians season started 7 months ago. You want a fun little story since there’s literally nothing fun to report from the game? And then we left a halftime. I think I drank at a ratio of one pitcher of Miller Lite per quarter watched....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 211 words · Paula Floyd

When Ball Is Life Goes Wrong: A Fan Got Ejected At The Suns/Lakers Preseason Game For Trying To Get Some Shots Up From The Crowd

For some, ball truly is life. Sometimes you get the urge to let one fly and you lose all sense of self-control. Directly behind the backboard like that? Well, now you’re just being an asshole. That’s tough Not only that, even his getting dragged-out of the arena performance was a disaster. Everyone knows that when you find yourself in this situation, you go dead legs. He tried to fight his way free....

October 7, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Deborah Rhodes

A BIG, Important Win For The Chicago Bears Today

That’s how you take care of business. The Bears are miles better than Carolina. You needed the Bears to dominate today and they did. Every phase of the game. And the best thing about all of this is that second tweet. Caleb just keeps getting better every week. The line looked much better. They played with attitude up front. The Bears looked completely competent. When was the last time the Bears had a win that was never in doubt?...

October 6, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Alex Simmons

A Michigan Fan That Said He'd Eat Dog Poop If They Lost To Washington Is Now Refusing To Do It, Officially Cursing The Program

This shit needs to stop. There is way too much dog poop in the sport of College Football these days. And honestly, I don’t even want to see him eat any. He is refusing to eat the shit….. Oh wow, I’m totally shocked. Michigan Men have no integrity? Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard that one. And now it’s this guy who won’t eat the shit out of a red solo cup....

October 6, 2024 · 1 min · 145 words · Dawn Miller