I saw this last night and almost fell out of my helicopter to my death. That’s a fuckin mouthful But it’s true. Unless you’re a gabagoo Yankee fan, you’re almost certainly cheering for the Kansas City Royals. You have to be so innately obtuse and prolifically detached to see this ALDS any other way. And yet one of the great voices of my entire life refuses to capture the moment for the crowd....

Long story short - don’t sleep on ‘The Penguin’ just because it’s another comic book property. If you’re interested in that sorta thing, stick around after the ‘Penguin’ recaps….

And so it begins. The moment we’ve been waiting for. Sooner than a lot of Patriots fans are comfortable with. But the utter embarrassment that has been this passing attack over the first five weeks has unacceptable. I understand a very good case can be made for continuing to sit Drake Maye. He is the vessel into which we’ve poured our hopes and dreams. But I’ve also said he can’t sit forever....

That right there is Chris Olave’s brother in the first quarter of last night’s game. We all saw it, we all know what happened. Dennis Allen had to talk about said tweet today Incredible deflection here by Allen though. Smart to go with everyone being frustrated with a lack of offense. Starting to become a thing against the Chiefs because that defense is fucking awesome. No need to worry about that....

I really don’t know how we get through eight months of every year without college football. There is no sport on Earth better than this one.

Listen, I don’t know the first thing about boats, the water, captains, etc. That’s a man who knows what he wants. But he’s bigger than the seas. And remember, don’t do stupid shit and we’ll all be alright.

Man I love tennis. When I say unenforced, it’s generally because it’s still technically umpire discretion.

Low key a big take away. A negative storyline was buried by Silvy this weekend. Eagle eyes and an iphone to the Bears sideline. DJ Moore, alone, AFTER celebrating a touchdown. There are no problems here. He’s an emotional guy. And this is who he is on the sidelines. Who knows what he is doing on the sidelines. Mental reps. Thinkings the game. He isn’t pouting. I am sure there are times he goes too far with his emotions....

And I am grateful for it. The New York Jets are always gonna New York Jets. Today is no exception: And made team history in the process. There’s a lesson to be learned from a coach getting fired after starting a season 2-3. There’s no shame in losing to the Minnesota Vikings. As it stands, they’re the best team in football. No, this has nothing to do with Jets' ownership....

I’ve worked at Barstool for 8 years but have never been able to start my own hit podcast. I tried out a bunch of different podcasts with A-List guests to hopefully find a hit. Let me know your favorite! This episode is presented by Pink Whitney.

We’ve made it folks! So if you’re not a Bruins fan you might kick rocks. Defenseman Derek Forbort joined them. The B’s will miss his speed and tenacity (when he was on). All the best to him as he changes his scenery and moves closer to home. Heinen made the most of his PTO and cashed in on a 2 year deal with the Canucks. Can’t blame him. Linus Ullmark got dealtbefore the draft to Ottawa for a 1st round pick, Mark Kastelic and Joonas Korpisalo....

It comes with the territory. Read a book for me one time. He has hands to shake, babies to kiss, and deals to wheel. Morons like this “journalist” lady drilling him with these questions are just wasting his time. Actually, they’re wasting all of our time. How dare anyone question this necessary expense? I know the city is currently in what the “professionals” call a “financial death spiral.” This isnt just a taxpayer-funded junket, but a vital civic duty....

Thats right, banner night, baby. But here we are, watching one of the most unexpected sports success stories unfold. The champions of hockey reside in South Florida. Beautiful, isnt it? The vibe at FLA Live Arena will be electric. People can say whatever they want about South Florida sports fans, but we know how to celebrate. There wont be an empty seat or a half-filled beer can anywhere in the stadium tonight....