Basketball and baseball players will rarely go beyond just pushing and shoving. Just takes it like a good ol' boy from Ontario. Gets patched up real quick and is right back on the ice to finish out the game. Ed Hochuli would have been sent to the shadow realm after a slash like that. Angel Hernandez would have needed to get medevac’d out of the stadium. But not Devin Berg....
This time it was NBA 3 in a row previously set at 11 by Keegan Murray. They went all night long and grinded their way to the 12 they needed. It wasn’t easy, and it wasn’t pretty but by God they did it. With everyone of these streams the question the minute one ends is what will they do next? How can they find the next record to break or task to achieve?...
Listen, I hope everything works out for Lieutenant Dan and he makes it out of this unscathed. They’ve even made crypto shitcoins for him that are already over $500,000 in market cap. I do what I think is right. Stay safe out there.
Get a load of these nerds. Uhhh hey, Japan. Ever heard of a little thing called rock n' roll? One of the best parts about drinking is the social aspect of it. I’m not trying to gas my beers out of a sippy cup. That’s the behavior of a dude who wears a bathing suit to shower. Coincidentally, the only people who would drink out of this thing have probably tasted their own piss before....
We’ll keep this quick, here are the top stories from an incredible day. Game Notes Top 5 1. Jessica Campbell Makes History -After 107 years, we have our 1st female asst. coach in the history of the NHL. Look for $EBR Thursday Night on 330 Seconds with Mr. Ice.
Some would spend some on a luxurious vacation to the Maldives, or maybe even purchase a fancy car. Not Caitlin Clark though. She’s spending her offseason making TikTok food reviews with her teammate Lexie Hull. Caitlin Clark is so normal her initial response to asking if she was Caitlin Clark was “maybe”. Just an Iowa gal who somehow changed the game of basketball forever. Numbies like you read about. The Fever dropped one whole hour of Caitlin Clark rookie highlights and it’s electric:
Listen King, I think the simplest answer is that Milwaukee is the place where the Bucks play. But I’m assuming you already knew that? Don’t get me wrong, I do see what LeBron is saying. Why can’t the Lakers stay out west for these meaningless scrimmages? But I do hope he understands that he’s not the only one going through these trials and tribulations. Take his first opponent for example, the Timberwolves....
Listen, there may be virtually nothing that can stop this Mets run. The Mets have Grimace and Hawk Tuah on their side. So what do you do when you’re down 2-1 in a series facing elimination at Citi Field today? You call in the big dawgs. It worked for Taylor Swift and the Chiefs. I don’t think I’ve seen them lose a game since she’s been around. And Sabrina fits the Philly mold....
The tribal chief spoke loudly tonight and the Phillies' bats could barely muster a peep off of him. What a fucking performance by one of the many absolute gems from David Stearns' masterclass offseason. The Mets bats however were loud all night just like my Mos Eisley Cantina brothers in the Gambling Cave. You know something special is happening when Frank is smiling at a Mets game. The job sure as hell isn’t over but it’s a good start....
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We’re not worried about the defense of the last dude on the bench here. This is about living out the college dream and our guy Zachary Tow is doing just that. Not only that but the dude is from Kentucky. Do you know how much runway he has in that state now? He’s got practice and a chance to be Rudy here. I gotta hand it to Mark Pope, this is big brain thinking....
How are you supposed to win games when you quite literally cannot score? Anyone seen Jose Ramirez? But it’s not just Jose….it’s everyone. How can you not blame the entire team when we have ZERO RUNS over 2 straight games? Outmanaged every which way this afternoon. Remember when the Tigers made us pinch hit before Will Brennan even got a fucking at-bat? Forced us to take Manzardo out too. Jhonkensy and Fry to go 0 for 7?...
There’s something profound about two old adversaries becoming friends later in life. Long after the bullets have stopped flying and the war is over. When the hatred has dissipated. The hot blood of battle has cooled. And all that remains is mutual respect between worthy opponents. (Until Napoleon escaped and took control of France again.) My own beloved father-in-law fought in Patton’s infantry. It’s a deeply beautiful thing when former combatants can lay down their arms and become allies....
