As such some of this may seem elementary and that’s on purpose. Speaking of intent, I fucked up yesterday in saying the Dodgers held a 2-1 lead over the Padres. Shit-for-brains I may be in a moment, but that was a casual mistake and some times they happen. In the Padres, you have a borderline WCW/NWO amalgamation of entertaining and extremely talented bad boy heels. And then fast forward to next June....
You know what, Courtney? It was bull crap. It’s a giant, steaming load of bull crap. But here’s where you’re wrong–your dog always loves you. Your dog will always do anything to keep you happy. This team literally couldn’t give less of a shit about you. Because if they cared, there would have already been significant changes after last year. But there were glaring issues with this team that everybody saw, and the Phillies did nothing about it....
If you’re somehow in the evacuation zone still and reading this blog, hunker down and stay safe. This dude may be even more of a lunatic than Lieutenant Dan staying in his sailboat:
So, if you find this blog TMI or downright disgusting, take it up with him. Hope you dirty bastards enjoy this one! But what about the weirder quirks? For me, its certain scents I shouldnt find pleasing, yet somehow, I do. Im just brave (or weird) enough to admit mine. So, sit back, relax, and let me guide you through some of my bizarre favorites. Ball Sweat I have a feeling this one isnt as weird as it sounds....
Redman thought the entire thing was a stretch, and ridiculous. But I didnt like that beat. The beat was a club record. So I said to Kevin Liles, Give me the record. Let me do something with it.Nobody was in the studio when I made that record. The rhymes were already down. But the order of the rhymes was wrong. I put Red and Meth together, then DMX afterwards. I used the same beat as Busta Rhymes Put Your Hand Where My Eyes Can See....
Is it time for Twizzlers to throw in the towel? Their new multi flavored gummies were a huge let down.
Utah Hockey Club beat the Chicago Blackhawks 5-2 to earn the franchises first win in Tuesdays home opener. That building was special, said forward Dylan Guenther, who scored the first-ever Utah goal. That was a ton of fun to play in front of that crowd. But history was made beyond the ice. Delta Center had a record-breaking demand for beverages from the hockey audience. This was a crowd that roared, chanted, and apparently mortgaged their houses to keep the beer flowing....
Question - Who on EARTH at CNN is sending Anderson Cooper to do live hurricane coverage? How is that still a thing? Also, this man is a VANDERBILT. His family BUILT THE RAILROAD. (You’re welcome for the history lesson.) Their wealth wassofast it allowed them to build homes that are now used asmuseums. The love of the game??? Anderson, I beg of you, enough with the hurricane coverage just. I know this stuff makes you feel alive but you oughta give it up....
It’s also a nice reminder of just how insane NBA players are. Take this 28 second clip of Steph doing nothing but burying jumper after jumper after jumper during Warriors practice. Their primes just keep getting extended and extended which as a fan is tremendous to see.
This is the blog for you. Scott Steiner’s aka Big Poppa Pump, son plays for Rich Rodriguez and Jacksonville State. So they were playing last night and he scores a touchdown and breaks out his dad’s celebration. Gotta do it. Honestly should change their last name to Steiner while we’re at it. I know it’s not their real last name, but wrestling is everywhere. Speaking of celebrations, Big Poppa Pump did the only correct move here....
Either way, lighten-the-fuck up, Charles. And most importantly, a proper fish and chips…
Here’s a little sports reference for you: Apple is the Shohei Ohtani ofnotproperly promoting their shows. Apple is one of the Top 10 biggest companies in the world. It sits behind Pluto TV, Paramount+, Roku Channel, and Tubi! This show, which is somehow four (4!!!) One way I know this? I caught onto the hype just this past September!
I’ve been pretty clear how much I love the bad blood from the Padres and DodgersNLDS. Game 2 was spicy and featured some mid 2000s Yankees-Red Sox hate. We need that shit back in our game. Dave Roberts later said it was unsettling and absolutely had intent. What could Manny have possibly done? Well, last night we got video. And today another angle! Padres manager Mike Shildt commented on the whole situation today in just about the most perfect way you could....
