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October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 14 words · Shannon Morales

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October 10, 2024 · 1 min · word · Dana Copeland

King: Sturgill Simpson Stopped His Show In Arkansas To Tell The Crowd To 'Get Ready To Get That Ass Whooped. Mark Pope Ain't Fucking Around.'

That’s settled, I’m willing to make a sacrifice. It’s only right. That’s fine, just accept who you are. It’s also time to put Sturgill Simpson in the music Hall of Fame. This is a man from Kentucky, an elite musician and never lost his roots. He bleeds blue, he’s going to talk his shit. Doesn’t matter the genre, if you don’t like Sturgill Simpson, go fuck yourself. He’s not wrong either....

October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 187 words · David Burgess

Miracle Mets Defeat Phillies In Comeback Win Led By Francisco Lindor That Sends Them To NLCS!!!!

If you are a fan of a perennially bad sports team, you get it. You understand why even yesterday’s 7-2 lead never quite felt safe. It almost feels more comfortable when everything is going wrong. Your gut tells you that Schwarber is just going to nuke that ball into the 3rd deck. But just because something used to be doesn’t mean it always will be. The Phillies have, in my opinion, the best roster in baseball....

October 10, 2024 · 3 min · 461 words · Miss Mary Price

New Jets HC Jeff Ulbrich Takes Play Calling Responsibilities Away From Nathaniel Hackett

Hackett will remain on the staff in an undisclosed role. “They’re very, very good friends that go back a long way. Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy with this development. Hackett is a bad play caller. I’d like it if Hackett was as far away from this organization. So while I am pleased at this first move of the Ulbrich Era, I am still pretty confused. Five minutes later, Saleh was told his services were no longer needed at Florham Park....

October 10, 2024 · 2 min · 215 words · Susan Moore

October 10th is World Mental Health Day: Subtle Changes

Bwas a quiet boy with short, medium brown hair, a light complexion, and an expressionless face. Same spot every day. They were both good kids who never got in any trouble. He worked out a lot and wrestled and boxed. He was small but a rugged-looking kid. Then one morning, after I asked,“How’s everything? He looked down at his heavily-worn work boots and in a very uncommitted voice said,“yeah”. “In the garage....

October 10, 2024 · 2 min · 368 words · Carrie Williams

On A Scale Of 1-Jackson Mahomes, How Badly Did Gehrig Dieter Want To Punch Patrick Mahomes In The Face During Last Night's Yankees v Royals Game

Gehrig Dieter gets to live the rest of his life as a Super Bowl Champion. But when sports fandom comes into play, all bets are off. Your rationale goes out the window.

October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · Christopher Meadows

Playoff Stanton Continues To Be a Goddamn Monster And Just Put The Yankees On His Back To Win Game 3 Of The ALDS

My fucking heart is being tested. Game 3 of a tied ALDS on the road in a goddam nail biter. Any moment could swing the series for either side. As tight as it gets. Not for the faint of heart. Now I’ll be right up front about it. I questioned if Stanton should be in the lineup today. Then mid way through the game Stanton stole a base? One of the more improbably things I’ve ever seen in sports....

October 10, 2024 · 2 min · 327 words · Elizabeth Vazquez

Raw Dogging At Milwaukee Brat House

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October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 18 words · Katherine Sherman

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY- Toilet Seat With A Built-In Scale

I got catfished this week. I don’t remember which platform I was scrolling through while taking a massive dump… I think it wasTikTok. Again, the details are hazy. You see, I, myself, have been dieting for the past year. I’m actually back down to the weight I was when I started at Barstool. MORE LIKE MEDIUM!!! “-joke has probably run its course by now. I wrote myself a note to follow up on buying the scale and then went back to scrolling/shitting....

October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 92 words · Wendy Cooper

Suck It, Gretzky. 22-Year-Old Czech Rookie Makes History And Does Something 99 Never Did In His NHL Career

Wayne Gretzky is the owner of 61 NHL Records. And to be perfectly honest, that number seems sort of low for him. Some of those records will never get touched as long as hockey is still being played on planet Earth. But what we witnessed last night with the Colorado Avalanche was no fluke. This wasn’t some made up stat to pass off as being a record. There’s no Lemieux Lemieux....

October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 175 words · Karen Baker

The Barstool Mets: Choose Your Character

Its a lot of clashing personalities in that cave but somehow it works. You could also argue that hes maybe the calmest out of everyone in the cave? Clem The ultimate vibes guy. Does anything else need to be said? Clem gives the team morale at least a +30 boost by being in the cave. A pleasure to take in a game with. Rico We will always Ryde. You got Klemmer throwing out little tidbits here and there and then Meek is just Meek....

October 10, 2024 · 1 min · 213 words · Melissa Webb

The King Of Clay Rafael Nadal Announces He Will Retire From Tennis At The End Of The Year

Always sad when sports legends from your life step away for the final time. Just another step in us getting old. You watch these guys as a kid and assume they’re going to play forever. Well, today Rafa Nadal announced that after the Davis Cup in November he’ll be retiring from tennis. He put out this video to tell the world his decision. It’s not a surprise by any means, just one you didn’t want to hear....

October 10, 2024 · 2 min · 228 words · Raymond Robles