BREAKING NEWS: The USMNT just had their longest practice in 14 yearsa whopping two hours! No wonder weve struggled in soccer. Thank God we hired Pochettino. Finally, someone who knows what theyre doing. There are 8U rec leagues practicing longer than our national team. What can you even accomplish in a practice shorter than two hours? Lets break it down. You spend 15 minutes stretching, 10 minutes on water breaks, another 10-15 on individual drills....

You might not need it. I know I don’t. But nevertheless, every once in a while it’s good for a man to be humbled. To learn his real value in this world by seeing what other men do. Like the ones responding to the catastrophe in the southeastern United States. Out saving lives, often at great personal risk to themselves. The men of the United States Coast Guard, for example....

Then it disappears from the intake as it moves away. A medium stressed that it could be a nahual , who are considered as guardian beings or spiritual guides. Here’s the actual security footage. But when it comes to Mexico, I don’t discount anything. All bets are off. Ever heard of it? Because they have a term for this, and have for centuries. They call this thing a “nahual”, aka a “skinwalker” aka a “shapeshifter”....

She was part of that ‘Don’t Worry Darling’ drama withHarry Styles and Olivia Wilde. For better or worse, she simply cannot have a normal lead-up to a movie. Maybe it’s by design, maybe it’s destiny. I was certain the train worker inVolcanoactually was incinerated by lava. I was positive that people actually had sex in the movies. Porn is a thing, so why would that stop with movies? Now we’re hearing about this Garfield-Pugh scene in their upcoming movie....

On Fridays the Chicago office gets donuts from Stan’s which is the best donut place around. We get all different flavors and it’s a big treat for everybody. We get 6-8 boxes and there is some for everybody. We discussed it on The Yak and revealed the perpetrator. Smokes was issued a punishment to do before basketball today. *Keep in mind, he already had 2.5 donuts. He was sent to the gambling cave to finish them....

It’s Spooktober and the boy, Will Compton was in town and stopped by for The Yak. He even tried on some of his old game worn jersey + pants from the Will Compton museum. The Salem Witch Trials were in Salem, Massachusetts, not Oregon! Will there still be some spooky stuff there? Whose to say, but he certainly wasn’t close. How far was he? Well just over 3,100 miles off!

In another update, she said that a tree was planted above the rug. The laptop screen being shattered could be anything. I happen to think electronics are fluky like that. Is it likely the screen just cracked for absolutely no reason? The woman does indicate there was some other bizarre shit going on with electronics. Sometimes chargers we think are plugged in aren’t. I’ve seen a phone go backwards in a charger....

The wildest thing is the actual process is so crazy. Ayahuasca is no joke dont fool around with it.

Well….that fucking sucked, huh? It’s been historical collapse after historical collapse. Somehow having all the teams together in one location has caused them all to just blend into each other. They’ve all become the exact same organization. Full of hope and promise to start the season. This Phillies loss might be the worst of them all. Because this is the team that started the run in 2022. The team that started to give this city an insane amount of hope....

The NBA career of Ben Simmons is fascinating to me. THIS is the year he’s in the best shape of his life. THIS is the year he’s going to not be afraid to shoot. THIS is the year he’s healthy and going to be a monster on the floor. Anyone who complains that Simmons “isn’t worth” his contract is a moron. I certainly wouldn’t give him that contract, but that’s not the point....

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What the fuck was that? I think Nate at Night had better production and higher energy than that. They gotta get some new juice in the booth. Same goes for Al Michaels limping through Thursday Night Football. Oh, and they won’t fucking stop showing George Brett. It won’t end. Never seen anything like it. Just round the clock coverage of George Brett. Possibly the worst playoff broadcast we’ve ever seen....

That’s what we have right now in college football as it relates to Army and the boat school. Don’t get me wrong, the scenario discussed* above would be very cool. An undefeated Army facing off against an undefeated navy hasn’t happened since we emerged from WWII in 1945. However, it would still be cool. Why does this matchup matter? Why are so many people collectively rooting for the service academies right now?...