Fantasy Football's Must Have Free Agent May Have Arrived After this 192 Total Yard 2 TD Performance In New Orleans

They got the ball first, marched right down the field and scored a touchdown. But in the 2nd half a star was born with Buccaneers RB Sean Tucker. Tucker fell in the draft due to a medical issue and had problems getting on the field last year. But this year, with Rachaad White out, he got his chance and took advantage of it. I had been on him for quite awhile....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · Melody Davis

Fuck It, Caleb Williams Stats...

What a feeling watching the RedZone count down with your team already with a win in the bag. And even better for a SoCal transplant like myself getting up to watch a 6:30 game. Now I know how Jocko Willink feels after a morning workout. Nothing complicated about this blog. Get us started Tom! This is mostly sad but a reminder that things are changing. And it would have been five touchdowns if Moore could have stretched that ball just a little bit....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 190 words · Larry Walker

Jared Goff Thrives Off A Bye And Dak Sucks As An Underdog: NFL Week 6 Stats And Trends

Welcome back to the Stats Lab. Probably doesn’t matter that much. But a coach being really good off a bye week? A team covering a lot as a road dog? Probably means they’re being consistently undervalued. League wide trends that hold steady across hundreds of matchups spanning years and years? So you have to look at every stat individually and decide if it matters. Below is my entire cheat sheet I used for Advisors this week....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 166 words · Timothy Lee

John Mara Responding To A Fan Talking Shit By Pointing To His Super Bowl Ring Is...Something

OK, I’m torn about this. HOWEVAH, as good as that feeling is, I know it’s fleeting. Because I know that ring has an expiration date. Ironically, taunting is the only thing John Mara hates more than living in the present.

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 40 words · Jacqueline Johnson

Jordan Love Balled Out On Sunday And Torched The Cardinals In Glorious Fashion

The Arizona Cardinals learned that the hard way today. Green Bay led wire to wire, totaled over 400 yards of offense, and dominated time possession. It was a banner day for MLF and co. Love was GREAT. This tuddy to Romeo was a microcosm of how things went all day. Fun fact, there’s only one QB in football who has had multiple 4+ touchdown games this year. His name is Jordan Love....

October 13, 2024 · 2 min · 276 words · Alyssa Baker

Love Always Wins: A Beautiful Philly Fan Couple Get Married At Eagles Tailgate

There’s a certain level of tension in the air right now for Philly fans. Philly fans have already been on edge about how sketchy this Eagles season has been going. But while that tension is in the air, so is love. And the smell of piss and beer. But mostly love as this lovely couple joined each other in holy matrimony. This is what happens when you choose love. Sure, there are going to be some god awful times....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 158 words · Benjamin Morris

Myles Garrett And The Browns Defense Outscored Their Offense, As Cleveland Falls To A Disgusting 1-5 Record

That might’ve been the worst game in the history of football. And the Eagles are not much better. But even in a close game, it still sucked to watch. Well, the Eagles at least had Jalen Hurts throw one to AJ Browns. And once again, we’re wasting his talent. Joe Thomas all over again. A Hall-of-Famer that will leave here with NOTHING. Anyways, what else do you want me to say here?...

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 180 words · Edgar Lopez

Nick Sirianni, Who Is Very Bad At His Job, Decides To Taunt His Own Fanbase After Barely Beating The Browns

Nick Sirianni is clearly going through a bit of a crisis. We’ve seen it before with plenty of celebrities throughout the years. Either way, Nick Sirianni knows that he’s coaching for his job right now. Today was a decent start. Don’t get me wrong, it wasn’t a pretty win or anything. But there was absolutely a chance that the Eagles went out and lost to the Browns today. Instead, Nick Sirianni took the win as a chance to start yelling at fans in the crowd....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 200 words · Kelly Ali

Oregon Beat Ohio State 32-31 And Now I Have To Eat 320 Marshmallow Peeps

Alright, just did a 90 minute live on Twitter eating Peeps. Checking in here on the blog to show that I’m not running away from anything. Ohio State got beat tonight and I have zero sour grapes. I’m embarrassed for our program and myself. Everyone who said we haven’t played anyone: you’re right. Denzel Burke should be ashamed of himself. He is supposed to be our best corner and he got picked on all night....

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 203 words · Jackson Young

Oregon's Traeshon Holden Has Been Ejected From The Ohio State Game For Spitting In An Opponent's Facemask

That’s assault, brotha! Uhhh, don’t do the crime if it’s possible for you to’t do the time? How could anyone say otherwise after watching that? Credit to Davison Igbinosun for not losing his God damn mind. A retaliation 15 yard penalty would’ve been the biggest bullshit in the history of the world there. That’s the biggest scumbag move you’re able to pull and it cannot be rewarded.

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Kathryn Clayton

Ravens Impose Their Will On The Commanders, Send Em Packin Down 95 South

Talk to ya Commies!! What a good solid win over what looks to be a rare respectable DC team. They controlled the football game in virtually every way imaginable. The offense absolutely cooked today. They got the ball 9 times. They scored on 6 of those drives. So really, they hung points on 6 out of 8 drives. One of the more impressive things was just how methodical they were offensively....

October 13, 2024 · 2 min · 329 words · Louis Hickman

Sundae Conversation with Fireboy DML

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October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 4 words · Cheryl Johnson MD

Sunday Football Break with Emily Moore

These London game Sundays mean 14 hours straight of watching football. No matter what way you cut it, that’s demanding as hell. Take a 5-minute break with Emily Moore.

October 13, 2024 · 1 min · 29 words · George Scott