We start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:08:44) Bears 35, Jaguars 16 (00:08:44-00:24:49) Ravens 30, Commanders 23 (00:24:49-00:33:41) Eagles 20, Browns 16 (00:33:41-00:50:11) Bucs 51, Saints 27 (00:50:11-01:00:11) Colts 20, Titans 17 (01:00:11-01:07:38) Packers 34, Cardinals 13 (01:07:38-01:16:34) Texans 41, Patriots 21 (01:16:34-01:23:32) Lions 47, Cowboys 9 (01:23:32-01:41:11) Chargers 23, Broncos 16 (01:41:11-01:50:18) Falcons 38, Panthers 20 (01:50:18-01:55:49) Steelers 32, Raiders 13 (01:55:49-02:01:42) Bengals 17, Giants 7 (02:01:42-02:06:41) We finish with playoff baseball talk and who’s back of the week....

Happy victory Monday to all of Week 6’s winners! On Thursday, the San Francisco 49ers beat Seattle 36-24 to get to .500 at 3-3. The Chicago Bears smoked Jacksonville in London, 35-16 to move to 4-2. The Baltimore Ravens won 30-23 over Washington. They’re now 4-2. The Green Bay Packers beat up on Arizona 34-13 to get to 4-2. The Houston Texans whooped New England 41-21 and are now 5-1....

That is the age I will officially become an adult. Legally, most countries say you become an adult at 18. Scientifically, a person becomes an adult once their neurological development is complete at age 24. But thats all bullshit. Adults dont use fake IDs. Now obviously many people mature at a much faster rate than myself. Some folks are forced into adulthood at a much earlier age due to a myriad of stressful family/work situations....

Yesterdays stream was a tough one for the boy. I was catching shots from all directionsfront, back, you name it. At times, it felt like the entire cave had turned against me. In fact, it did at one point. Yesterday will go down in history as Shit on Smokes Day. And look, I get itIm not everyones cup of tea. But what you see is what you get. Theres no act, no bit....

Yep, I’ve seen enough. Texas is fully back and there’s nothing you might do to stop the freight train. Forget Dua’s questionable choices of drinks: If she’s riding the Longhorns, then so am I. And remember, every Monday is Dua Lipa Appreciation post day according to Barstool Backstage.

Here is a pretty simple look at the numbers. Just look at that vile shit from the Staley years. Only a single cell out of the 12 is even in the green! Just a complete and total waste of 3 years of a franchise QB. On offense, it’s worth keeping in mind that this WR corps is EMPTY. Since then, he has played 45 of 72 games. Only 17 games in the last 3 years combined....

This is something that is well past due right now. I think everyone in the Philly sports community right now can feel the tension in the air. This has been years in the making, going back to the runs in 2022. You had a fanbase that bought in so hard on our teams. Gave Trea Turner a standing ovation when he was playing like dog shit. Gave Alec Bohm a standing ovation after he admitted saying he hated this fucking place....

Especially when it involves you being the person in charge. Decisions to be made you never knew you’d have to make. And the mistakes you inevitably make have consequences you couldn’t possibly have seen coming. There’s no doubt that’s the case with Jerod Mayo right now. To be clear, I’m not saying he’s in over his head after just six games. Especially when his team is 1-5 and breaking in a future franchise quarterback....

There are plenty of reasons why the Dallas Cowboys are a bad football team right now. Michah Parsons has spent more time in the podcast studio this year than on the field. Mike McCarthy is a giant bumbling idiot. The defense is giving up over 350 yards and 28 points per game. Admittedly there’s no quick fix for all of these issues. Some of them are definitely going to be harder to figure out solutions for than others....

Lindor, Thome, CC, Cliff Lee, etc etc etc etc etc. If they were good, they left us for the bag. And I can’t even blame them. I mean shit, I left Cleveland and Columbus for the bag in Chicago! But you know who didn’t do that? You know who turned down the bag to STAY IN CLEVELAND? And that’s why my love for him will never change. ….until this story....

People in Cleveland are very upset about it, and I can see why. I personally think our entire team stinks. But I guess I can’t debate anyone who’d say yeah but why not find out? But the Browns aren’t a normal organization. There are 2 notable answers today: 1. Jimmy Haslam is making Kevin Stefanski play Deshaun. I guess it would make sense? He’s paying the guy the money. And he’s paying the coach....

Especially my sons who came in from out of state. I’m sure I’ll get more granular on this one as the week goes on. And it bothers me to this day. So here’s a Cliff Notes version of the usual 2,000 word post. Fortunately not because Drake Maye looked or played like 1993 Scott Secules. Obviously we’re not there yet with Maye. That’s a win, given what the mission of this season is....

Alright, Im ready to talk about it. Everyone on the internet has now seen the stat that Ryan Day is now 1-7 vs Top 5 teams. And a lot of people struggle against the SEC. And a lot of people arent a million and zero against cupcakes. But a lot of people also dont have teams with Justin Fields. Or Marvin Harrison Jr. Or Chase Young. Probability would say we should win over half or at least half of the time, but 1-7?...