I think that makes grammatical sense? This week, my good pal John Feitelberg fills in as the substitute teacher to talk Salem Witch Trials. Can you believe there were only 19 “witches”??? Well, Feits taught me the hard way that I was way off.

I wrote on September 28that Travis Hunter should be the favorite to win the Heisman Trophy. First of all, you could just say this for literally any player. But they don’t. We haven’t seen a player that plays both ways."

Hey Book, how many times??? It’s getting a bit ridiculous and I agree. They should just name it the Jayden Daniels Award and start giving it to other people. And let me be clear- this is not a Caleb vs Jayden thing. I don’t think Jayden winning makes Caleb bad or anything like that. I think most Commanders fans don’t even think twice about Caleb. And ok let’s be honest- Caleb should have won last week....

Kirk Cousins is lowkey one of the funniest dudes in the NFL. The man delivers hit after hit like hes Drizzy himself. a line that somehow became both a meme and a mantra overnight. The beauty of Kirks whole vibe is that hes such a dad. It didnt just break the internet it went triple platinum. A place built for degenerates like me. Lets just say Atlanta… might be a bit outside his comfort zone....

I’ve had some pretty inconvenient air travel experiences in my day. That is worse than anything we’ve ever done at Gitmo. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say you have to kill this guy. Someone has to nut up and do something. This is just such an unfathomable act. Even in the most dire of circumstances, you have to just piss in your pants. This guy belongs in prison.

What is the worst phobia to have? Welcome to VOLUME 148 of THE BRACKET. Kenjac is host alongside Tommy Smokes, KBnoswag, Rudy, Robbie Fox and Nicky Smokes.

I had just turned 20 (1976) when I began living like agypsy. It wasn’t by design, either. It was out of necessity. My first stop was Manomet, where I lived with my friend Mark and his friend Brad. And if I’m being honest, I never felt entirely comfortable there. I was riding a motorcycle then, a Yamaha TX650, and didn’t have a car. I kept the motorcycle in their garage....

There are very few times I’m left shocked when it comes to college basketball. Seen it all at this point in our lives. Only other guy I can think of doing this was Dean Smith and that was almost 30 years ago. It’s not like you do this with a true plan in place. Now, look, Virginia has been disgusting to watch the last couple of years. Not exactly breaking news there....

Tropicana Field has always been a lousy place to watch a baseball game. I went to about 40 games there when I lived in Florida from 2004-05. It was a shithole even back then. But at least back then, you could watch a baseball game there. After Hurricane Milton slammed into the Florida coast, the Rays are now homeless. I never would have guessed it would cost $100 million to replace a fabric roof....

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We saw what happened on Sunday. Harbaugh had to leave the game, it was announced he had an episode and it’s happened before. There’s no one like Jim Harbaugh First off, glad Harbaugh seems to be good. This is a guy who has the heart of an athlete. This is a guy who is incredible, direct quote even! Flex on the media! Show everyone who is control. It does check out that he went to the blue tent first, like an athlete....

I think we have a winner for worst fantasy football output of all time. If this is real. Let’s have a little fun and break this down. I know this because I have a computer automate the worst possible team just about every week for lulz. However, his scoring has the Cowboy’s at -7 vs my -1. It’s particularly impressive that Jack Attack beat the computer in finding the worst possible team....

Boy does it feel weird right now being a Yankee fan. It’s nice, but also strange. The mainstay has been the bullpen dominance. Clay Holmes bailed out a so-so Gerrit Cole in the 5th which kept the lead. Tommy Kahnle did his thing and the 8th and Luke Weaver shut the door in the 9th. I’m very grateful. Offensively Gleyber Torres and Anthony Rizzo kept swinging hot bats. Tough to shake up a lineup while you keep winning like this, but Wells is big time lost....