Im going to keep this short and sweet. Were sticking to the facts only in this blog. And Whitney knows it, but he’s unsure why the others won’t say it. I talked the talk and Ive walked the walk this entire week. Number one blog, number one in engagement, and the focus of the entire internet. Dave Portnoy in 2015 wouldve loved Ohios Tate in 2024. Dont forget that fact, boys....
I am so sick and tired of all the old takes about Andre Drummond not being a winning player. I don’t have Stathole’s advanced analytics or even basic understanding of statistics to prove this. However, those teams likely paid him handsomely to rebound the basketball over everything else. You know what the players on the fantasy basketball championship team are called? You know what rich people are called by people obsessed with money?...
So a couple days ago I blogged about Neal Brown here. Tough look, no matter how he’s trying to spin it. Now you may also know about the Backyard Brawl. One of the more underrated rivalries that’s fueled by hate, the way any good rivalry should be. Let’s check in on Pat Narduzzi here Oh, yep, that’ll do it. I don’t know who changed Pat Narduzzi but he’s a different man this year....
Unfortunately, Will didn’t realize that Cole’s award was for the whole NFL. He thought it was just a team award, of which he has four. It was a tough scene for our guy, Will. Check out the full Yak and be sure to help our friends in Florida out if you’re able.
I can’t think of a more backhanded compliment than this. Hey, former No. 1 pick, guy we traded everything for, he’s doing AWESOME at pretending to be another quarterback. Have him do that in real game? Don’t be crazy. Why would we have a No. 1 pick play like Jayden Daniels in a real game? What’s the point of that? No you have him pretend in practice to be a different Heisman Trophy winner....
Despite having my focus elsewhere, I had a wonderful 11-3 record last week. Overall, I am 50-39-3. Sunday in London There is something rotten in Jacksonville. Sunday at 1 The Seahawks have dropped their last three games after starting 3-0. The Falcons have been impressive, especially on offense, as Kirk Cousins is playing at a high level. This game has all the makings of a Buffalo stampede. Charlie Brown, meanwhile, got a rock....
George Pickens is doing a phenomenal job of trying to get out of Pittsburgh. Not even WR1 of the Steelers dogshit wide receiver group, but rather WR1 of the entire league. No one gives a shit where you line up, go run a route and catch the ball. Now part of this is Pickens calling out the Steelers offense. This is him figuring out a way to ensure they get him the ball....
So expect to see more of her when I hit Astoria for some souvlaki next week.
Read that again, when someone gets on in front of him he’s hitting alomost .800. Not in MLB The Show, not in Wiffleball, in his first trip to the postseason. Maybe balk guys in on purpose so he then doesn’t have anyone on base? Again, that is truly unbelievable. This is a guy who feeds off the pressure of the playoffs. You need a big hit with a guy on second?...
Theyve served up some absolutely horrific games this season. Look, say whatever you want, but Im not buying the hype on either of these dudes. I expect this game to put people to sleep by halftime. A bad football game has three core components: 1. A complete lack of points. At least one team with a solid defense. Tonights game checks all three boxes. So how do you bet this beautiful mess of a game?...
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The “Where my hug at” guy turns into the creepiest dude on the planet post-HS. Kanye apparently loves huggin and that’s how he approaches many people in his life. I do not understand how those social skills do not translate to getting super famous. It’s going to get real fucking weird. Hoping the victims the best.
I’ll tell ya what, man. There’s never a dull moment in the world of chess. Allegations of players shoving vibrating anal beads up their ass to cheat their way to victory. That’s a very welcome change. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just splitting hairs here and digging too into the semantics of everything. I don’t know nearly enough about chess to understand the etiquette. Maybe crumbling up your scoresheet is the most abhorrent behavior imaginable....
