'I Ain't Request A Trade, So That's A Lie'

So Thursday night this picked up. Him apparently telling Sean Payton to ‘come get me.’ No one would blame him. The Saints stink right now. They are trying to get rid of Dennis Allen, fans have given up, everything. But the one person who doesn’t want that? He’s too busy looking awful Fuck Tennessee. I digress, but that needed to be said. No one needs those insiders. We don’t need a breaking graphic 30 seconds before the team announces it....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 190 words · Kristina Romero

'Not To Bring Anything Personal Into This, But Miami Is Going To Smoke Them''t Help But Make One More Joke About His Louisville Arrest

Yep, this is exactly what Scottie Scheffler should say. Everyone knows that rule. I do kinda wish he leaned even more into it. Call out the cop who arrested him or his pants. That’s the least he can do is make fun of $80 pants being ruined beyond repair. Look, the joke is never going to die. Whenever Scottie golfs people will have a shirt with his mugshot on it....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 135 words · Darren Jones

Alabama Has Officially Lost Its Swagger

This is no longer Nick Saban’s fearsome program. The Vols tried everything they could possibly think of to lose that game. I still can’t even wrap my brain around the fact they somehow won it. That program has lost its swagger. They lost to Vanderbilt and a Tennessee team that didn’t score a point for half the game. It might actually make it even better.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 65 words · Kiara Evans

Alabama Walked Into Neyland Stadium With Cigars Already in Their Mouths

I am fired up. And those were guys who had actually earned the right to be cocky. This Bama team is coming off a loss to Vanderbilt and two-point win over South Carolina at home. 1 in the country. c’mon win this fucking football game.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 45 words · Tracy Morales

And On October 18th....Emmanuel Clase Has Officially Lost His Fastball (A Blog Dave Portnoy Should've Written)

Well, that fucking sucked. It’s in reference to my hit blog yesterday in which I perfectly articulated howDave officially lost his fastball. Tonight proved it even more. Old Dave would’ve beat me to this headline. He and I are the only two with the minds to do it. I know you were watching, and now I know you’re reading. Anyways, my one-sided fight with the washed up corndog eater is not what this blog is about....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 186 words · Mark Smith

Another Florida State Fan Made a Dog Shit Bet and Actually Followed Through, Potentially Reversing the Curse Put on FSU This Season

Florida State is having one of the worst seasons in college football history. That’s where DJ Ventora comes in. DJ made the same bet for FSU’s game this weekend against Duke, which the Noles obviously lost. But this time, the bet was paid. This guy has the potential to be a cult hero in Tallahassee. FSU travels to No. There’s a non-zero chance this kid becomes mentioned alongside Bobby Bowden and Charlie Ward....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Joseph Guzman

Arizona State Coach Kenny Dillingham Said His Kickers Suck So Bad the Sun Devils Will Hold Open Kicking Tryouts on Monday

The misses made Hershey 7-12 on field goals this season, but just 2-5 on kicks beyond 40 yards. This has the potential to be one of the best stories in college football this year. There is already at least one student vying for the job on social media. Best of luck to those trying out for the now-open Arizona State placekicking job. Ts and Ps to Ian Hershey, though, who just had his job taken from him very publicly....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Megan Miller

Does This Look Like The Face of A Former Canadian Olympic Snowboarder Busted For Running A Large Cocaine Ring?

The continuing criminal enterprise charges also carry a mandatory minimum penalty of life in federal prison. Talk about going downhill fast. This isn’t just some amateur, dime-bag operation. We’re talking “literally tons” of cocaine, enough to make Tony Montana blush. And like any good dealer, Wedding knew how to stash his cash. But every empire has its downfall. And The Feds finally cracked down seized over atonof cocaine, firearms, and millions in cash....

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 73 words · Jessica Ross

Friendly Reminder Cooper Flagg Is A Man Amongst Boys And has Duke Ready To Dominate College Basketball

He was legit covering Anthony Davis and dunking on Kevin Durant. Now hes playing against a bunch of bums in college. Then you see this what he does on the offensive end. He is a freak athlete who Duke needs. I need people hating Duke again. It just feels right. I need the preppy white kid ruining dunking on everyone and everyone wanting to beat them. But wait surely he can only dunk and play defense right?...

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Joyce Clements

Illinois Uniforms Are Gross

What a horrid display of fashion. I didnt even have this game on my main radar yet its all I can focus on now. Just an absolute grotesque display of a uniform from Illinois.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 34 words · Raymond Anthony

It Would Be Perfectly Reasonable For Nebraska's Returner To Lose His Scholarship After This Insane Decision

Jacory Barney just wanted to give Dylan Raiola an opportunity to be great, that’s all.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 15 words · William Randolph

It's Time To Do Away With Pumpkin Flavors

New Pumpkin Pie m&m’s definitely got us into the fall spirit… But at what cost? Arguably the worst snack we’ve reviewed. Has the pumpkin spice wave gone too far? A swing and a miss from m&m’s.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 36 words · Amanda Hill DVM

It's Time To Talk to Your Children About Indiana Making the College Football Playoff

Indiana began its first football season under Curt Cignetti with a win total of 5.5. I don’t know what percentage of college football fans could even tell you who Indiana’s quarterback is.

October 19, 2024 · 1 min · 32 words · Carl Poole