What incredible perseverance from Ngannou to come back after that tragedy.

Let’s see how correct Saquon is! This is exactly what should be happening. It’s the most beautiful sound in the world because we’ve gone a decade without anything beautiful. We don’t have good memories or good times to look back on. Can’t sleep at night if he goes to Philly? Big fucking deal, we have Tyrone Tracy for basically free. We need something to unite this fanbase. Now we have Saquon doing just that....

Reddick will report to the Jets on Monday morning. By rule, a team can’t waive offseason fines. It feels like every week, the Jets keep adding players to the roster. My concern is that it might be a situation of too little, too late? If the Jets can win, they get the horrid Patriots next week and 4-4 looks almost probable. The Jets really need Reddick. Hopefully we are getting a Reddick that is in shape and ready to go....

Last time the Hoosiers were good it was Michael Penix getting hurt, now Kurtis Rourke. For the love of all things that are holy, yo don’t let this be serious. Break all my phalanges, tear all my finger ligaments, cut my hands off if you have to! But, whatever you do, don’t take Kurtis Rourke’s throwing hand. I might sound daunted right now, but I’m not going to panic. I couldn’t be more undaunted....

At this point I feel like it’s a bit. This team has 2 elite receivers. They have an elite running back. They have a great tight end. They have what is supposed to be one of the best offensive lines in football. If I were Jeffrey Lurie, I’d legitimately have to fight Nick Sirianni on the sideline today. Maybe the coaching staff are all a bunch of hockey guys. Good news for everyone is that the 2nd quarter started and the Eagles could finally start playing football....

Sick run, right? Is questionable to return. Just….so annoying man. Now Mariota is in and he stinks. Thankfully Dalton has thrown 2 INTs and looks dreadful but mannnnnnn….sucks so bad.

Dont get me wrong, the job isn’t finished. Did they have slumps? Oh yeah, no question, but they stood tall when it mattered most. Boston, Houston, Baltimore? You dont get a word in right now. Enjoy the sunshine on the beach. It was his moment. It was time for the Yankees to return to the World Series. I really don’t know how to describe how good of an at bat this was....

Juan Soto is my favorite person on the planet. The man was brought to the Yankees to restore order and change the culture. Make the Yankees the Yankees again. I’d say he’s done just that. Holy fucking shit man. What an at bat. The at bat of a life time. You dream of that shit your whole life and never come close. Juan Soto just did that shit. Shout out to Tate for handling the moment well....

Welcome back to the Stats Lab. Probably doesn’t matter that much. But a coach being really good off a bye week? A team covering a lot as a road dog? Probably means they’re being consistently undervalued. League wide trends that hold steady across hundreds of matchups spanning years and years? So you have to look at every stat individually and decide if it matters. Below is my entire cheat sheet I used for Advisors this week....

Congratulations to New York Giants fans who I guessed boo’d Saquon really loudly today? I guess that lasted all of 1.7 seconds before Saquon Barkley decided to unleash hell on his former team. Serious question here–how does Joe Schoen show up to work tomorrow? Another thing that dipshit Reags can’t get through his bald head. The hatred Giants fans have for Saquon is so ungodly idiotic. That just so happened to be a division rival, but that’s not Saquon’s fault....

What a sequence in Austin. But it turns out they emerged from the huddle having reversed the original penalty entirely! I’ve never seen anything like that entire sequence. The penalty was reversed probably five minutes of real time after it was called. I honestly didn’t even know they could do that. Sometimes throwing a fit works, kids.

So the Guardians lost the series 4-1. Did I want to go to the World Series? But did we have the better team? No, we did clearly not. I find that to be the funniest part of this entire ordeal. I look forward to seeing Meek Phil shoot his load right into Tommy Smokes mouth should the Mets win. I heard all about how you were too old for the drama this week....

There is no questioning what’s going down and I can’t hate on it. Nobody is living a better life than him right now.