Knee Jerk Reactions to Week 7: Patriots vs. Jaguars

Wellington himself said the mere sight of Napoleon on a battlefield was worth 40,000 men. And he’d know; he finally ended Bonaparte’s career. Yet at his funeral, Tennyson wouldn’t shut up about what a great leader Admiral Nelson was. Leadership is a sort cult of personality that motivates others to sacrifice for some greater good. –Moreover, you know it when youdon’tsee it. And right now your New England Patriots are not getting it....

October 21, 2024 · 5 min · 921 words · Ashley Green

Leader: French Soccer Team President Went On TV Right After Losing 5-0 To Publicly Fire Their Coach And Tell The Players It Was All Their Fault

Montpellier is dead last in Ligue 1. They have 4 points in 8 matches and just got smoked 5-0 at home. you’re able to’t just sit there and take it. No, you have to do the responsible thing. Spot the lie, you’re free to’t. I know people still like to scream that they don’t like soccer. You’re dumb, but hey, everyone gets to live their own lives. The reason I bring this up is this is something we need more of in American sports....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 170 words · Donald Gonzalez

Mazatec Shaman Spits In The Face of Barstool Sports Personality While Conducting An Ancient Magic Mushroom Ceremony In Mexico

Last week, my good pal Donnie Does and I started a podcast together. Over the past few months, Donnie and I would go on Macrodosing with PFT. We’ve both lived pretty interesting lives that have taken us to the far reaches of this here globe. We went to those reaches for very different reasons. Most of Donnie’s travel has been for either leisure or business. He’s lived in China, Venice, and even Clemson, North Carolina....

October 21, 2024 · 2 min · 410 words · Nicole Chase

MMA Fighter Gets DQ'd From Boxing Match After Throwing A Vicious Head Kick From Outta Nowhere

)out of frustration that sent Bagher Faraji into the shadow realm immediately. As the Barstool main account pointed out, this is an all time scumbag move. No two ways about it. He’s probably gonna receive a ban of some sort and deservedly so. Just whacked him with a head kick right there and hopped back on a flight to Ireland? I think it’d be pretty legendary, and some would even call it: notorious....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 83 words · Bryan Ryan Jr.

NFL Week 7, Deshaun Watson Goes Down, Lions Keep Rolling, Russell Wilson Is Back + Playoff Baseball And Who's Back

NFL Week 7 and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes then recap every game from Sunday Jaguars 32, Patriots 16 Lions 31, Vikings 29 Packers 24, Texans 22 Bengals 21, Browns 14 Colts 16, Dolphins 10 Eagles 28, Giants 3 Bills 34, Titans 10 Seahawks 34, Falcons 14 Commanders 40, Panthers 7 Rams 20, Raiders 15 Chiefs 28, 49ers 18 Steelers 37, Jets 15 We have a World Series as the Yankees and Dodgers advance then we finish up with who’s back of the week....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 85 words · James Andrews

Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Bought A Nice Home In Portugal And The Portugese Are Whining Like The Pathetic Poors They Are

Commie Europeans out of Portugal are pissed that a rich, beautiful couple has purchased an expensive home. In other news, water is wet and Trump loves McDonald’s. Taking land and property from locals who have been enjoying it for years, he fumed. People have been piling on the Harry and Meghan train for years now, and it feels absolutely exhausted. We get it: they’re not the perfect royal JV family you wanted them to be....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 154 words · Daniel Jones

Raw Dogging at Gilley's Diner in Portsmouth, NH

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October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 23 words · Alexander Woods

Sebastian Stan Snaps Back At Marvel Haters: "Don’t Shit On Something Without Offering Something Better.”

Variety-Its become really convenient to pick on [Marvel films]. Everyones got an opinion. It feeds in so many more ways than people acknowledge. What an unbelievably reasonable take from one of Hollywood’s best actors, Sebastian Stan. You know, the guy who put this in the final cut of a movie a few years ago….. I love ya, Marty, but c’mon - don’t throw computed generated stones here. You wanna know why Marvel movies take up so many screens?...

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 115 words · Carrie Johnston

Shut It Down: Deshaun Watson Officially Has A Torn Achilles And His Season Is Over

That is flat out terrible. But it’s not even just Year 3 that’s been the problem. I have a feeling that his entire career here in Cleveland is done. He’s gotta be fucking done with this fan base. Lord knows they’ve been done with him for a long time. Three 1st round picks??? To fuck your salary cap? I like Andrew Berry but it’s impressive he’ll keep his job through this....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 111 words · Kenneth Bauer

Taylor Swift Brought The Eras Tour To Miami And Burnt The City Down With Her Fire Flames Performances

The energy was on a BILLION and I couldn’t be happier to have been there. Not to mention a surprise performance of “Florida!!!” Friday’s show will forever live on as one of my favorite all time memories.

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 37 words · Christopher Bradley

The Dolphins Suck But At Least We're Not The Jets

Ill be the first to admit itthe Dolphins suck. But at least we suck with Snoop Huntley and Tim Boyle at quarterback. And Jets fans, listenI truly despise every single one of you, but I do feel for you. Were basically the sameyou and I. We both get our hopes up every year just to have our teams shit down our throats. But heres the difference: we dont have a Hall of Fame quarterbackyou do....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 79 words · Lori Willis

The Lions Rookie Kicker Who Hit Yesterday's Game Winner Was A Brick Salesman 18 Months Ago

Detroit Free Press- Jake Bates was selling bricks. Now he’s making game-winning kicks in the NFL. Bates is 10 for 10 on field goals this season and 20 for 21 on extra points. “Eighteen months ago, I thought I was through with football,” Bates said. “I was selling bricks back in Houston. I thought the dream was dead.” Instead, he got a tryout with his hometown Houston Texans. He spent 10 days in their training camp before being cut in August 2023....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 171 words · Mary Medina

The Mets Magical Season Comes To An End In LA And Everything Hurts

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. But nothing felt like THIS. Then the Mets ran into the Dodgers and their lineup of death, which ended everything. The lineup left small armies on base almost every inning. And the bullpen arm couldnt put up clean innings when the Mets needed it the most. It was the most magical run I can remember as a Mets fan. No more Seymour Weiner. Now its time for Uncle Stevie to give David Stearns his wallet and let him cook....

October 21, 2024 · 1 min · 87 words · Lisa Singh