What has happened to the once great American metropolis known as New York?? The streets made me feel brand new. Its the perfect pace for my current lifestyle. And thanks to Barstool, I was able to do just that for a couple years. Years I look back on fondly. Its honestly insulting to all the Barstool employees who currently work and live there. Hometown: Cleveland, Ohio Drew Carrey could’ve stayed in Ohio and been average looking....

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I know Cooper Kupp is hurt and 31 years old. But I also know Cooper Kupp fucking rules. He’s legit fun to watch, so let’s go ahead and make it happen. Kupp to the Chiefs. That’s all I want since the Giants fucking stink. Entertain me since my own team can’t. Like everyone else in America, the NFL has me by the balls. Kupp is coming back Thursday, assuming he’s still a Ram this week....

Todays episode of KFC Radio features a member of the KFC Radio guest all star team…Chris Distefano! When exactly is it acceptable to switch teams, though (From a sporting perspective, of course. Do it whenever you want sexually. This is America in 2024, baby!)? It happened to me in 2017 when Isaiah Thomas was traded away from the Celtics. I didnt switch teams, but I havent been a fan in the same way since....

When the sheet slid down, he saw a body lying on the road. So I consider this a respectable response from said funeral home director.

We need to launch an investigation. Andrew Bynum came to Philly and never played a game for the Sixers after getting a knee surgery. Ben Simmons sat out an entire year because he hurt hispussyback. And Joel Embiid is one of the all-time great, yet oft-injured superstars in the league. They signed another superstar with a long history of injuries in Paul George.

John Mara still hasn’t gotten a wink of sleep about it. It was time to work all the backups into the game. He knows getting those guys involved in the offense is going to be huge for later down the road. Would a new single game career high for rushing yards feel great for Saquon Barkley? He came to Philadelphia to set a new career high for Super Bowl wins....

I know Diontae Johnson has been frustrated before. We know he’s spoken out before. It happened in Pittsburgh and people felt he wore his welcome out there. But think about it. The dude has played for some SHIT offenses and that might be a compliment. Now he’s stuck in Carolina. There’s arguably no bigger disaster in the NFL than the Panthers. They are a joke. But he took it to a different level....

Another week, another game where the Giants just get their ass kicked. Now, that hasn’t happened as often this year, so let me clarify. Another week where the offense did nothing. Just a zero out there. Daniel Jones got benched and it didn’t matter, it was too late to matter anyways. Yeah, see ya, Daniel. I know the offensive line is a mess now simply because Andrew Thomas is hurt....

Westinghouse’s 11-man team went out there and won 68-0. It was 60-0 at halftime when the teams agreed to play six-minute quarters in the second half. Now, this is a remarkable story, but I’m actually not really all that interested in Westinghouse. That’s about as demoralizing as it gets. Perry is 1-7 this season and has been outscored 318-64 in its eight games. I’m now maybe even more interested inthe teamPerry beat 28-6 than either of these teams....

Monday afternoon news dump from the WNBA! Get ready to learn lockout buddy.

This tells me all I need to know about Kalen DeBoer’s Alabama. It didn’t even take a year for this program to lose its way. Now when Alabama players pull a stunt like that, their coach tells the media they’re coaching it. And the craziest part is I think he’s probably telling the truth. It’s just jarring to see this kind of thing from Alabama. And now it seems like that has diss

I actually respect Stefon Diggs for this. Demeco Ryans hates it, but Diggs is getting ahead of all the stories. He will always, always get into a skirmish if he has to. You gotta prove a point and at least get a touchdown or 100 yards. But there’s something about this mindset. Also, the tough football guy shit that I think of is way different. That’s being a lineman or bottom of the pile throw in grit....