Minimum penalty: $1,000, a copy of the violation says. This is totally outrageous, Crotty said, denying there being animal waste in his building. Its a fart complaint, he added, joking that maybe the health inspector got crop-dusted. So much to unpack here. First off complaints in an apartment building make total sense. The way landlords aka slumlords operate is basically criminal. Everyone and their mother needs a place to live so landlords simply say take it or leave it....

We’ve got another dual-action Monday Night Football extravaganza. Because that makes too much sense. This stuff is exausting. So take a 5-minute break with April Rose.

It has been a banner week for offensive coordinator press conferences in college football. The only offenses in the country averaging fewer than four yards per play are Stanford and Kennesaw State. Maybe head coaches need to just stop letting coordinators talk to the media. Maybe Satterfield and Co. will be able to achieve his goal of four yards per play against the Buckeyes.

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But oropharyngeal cancer has now become more common than cervical cancer in the US and the UK. And surveys suggest that those rates are rising particularly among women. First off, The Daily Mail did Katy Perry very dirty with that headline and tweet. When youreallythink about it, fucking and sucking brings a shit load of risk to it. Now, throat cancer has officially overtaken cervical cancer in the popularity contest nobody wants to win....

This guy just can’t stop doing the impossible. Every weekend there’s a new highlight of him doing something incredible. Now he’s doing it on weekdays in the Champions League too. Pulisic is basically leading the world in goal contributions at this point. Doesn’t matter where he lines up. Left, right, even playing through the middle. He’s the most dynamic American ever and he keeps getting better. He’s not just an American star....

Hand up, I need to issue an apology to the great fans of this company. Thats what this current blog is: a changed product. Instead, I am going to simply lay out the timeline of events for one Dave Portnoy to review. Keep your money for May, as I have not earned it. Could you imagine if this were a standard throughout the entire company though? Nevermind, this is not a blog to attack, its simply a blog to lay out the facts....

Nothing makes me laugh more than professional athletes using an illegal stream to watch their team. It’s nice to know athletes are just like us sometimes. Well done by him to just lean into it. Free is for me is the only way to answer and I respect it so much. I am now a Tariq Woolen fan.

The NBA is in a state of parity we havent seen in a long time. As for the West, several teams have realistic hopes of making a run to the NBA finals. Pierce, Garnett, and Allen only won once and were celebrated like a dynasty. Larry Bird won three but never repeated. The Knicks had significant roster turnover this offseason after a stellar 2024. The Knicks' lack of size and depth is concerning....

Welcome to the new NBA season everybody! A legend gets their number retired 2. They win a championship That’s it. Anything else is not worthy of the honor of being raised to the rafters. It helps set the tone thatthe only thingthat matters in the organization is the title. Every second of every day is about raising a championship banner and a championship banner only. If you finish the year with anything other than a championship banner, the season was a failure....

I understand when things aren’t going great, you do things like this. However, you don’t need to publicize it. But now we’re talking about showing up to meetings on time? Tucking your shirts in? Buddy, this is Alabama. Sure, they are both SEC teams, but even I can’t say we’re close. Except the fact we’re focusing on things like tying our shoes and not embarrassing ourselves. I still think Deboer is going to be good, not Saban good, but good....

Happy seven weeks of sadness. For those who celebrate here every Tuesday morning anyway. But the good news is by that point you’ll only have four weeks left to go. Let’s just get on with it. Those never end well as evidenced above by the Saints going from “What Dat?” to “You Splat!” The way Broncos/Saints games are supposed to be played. OK - let’s dive into the historical precedence on all this....

$50 million tied up in 4 offensive weapons. Another $7.5M going to an offensive defenseman. And then they’d just sign a bunch of beer leaguers to focus on stopping the other team. The first thing they tried to address was the toughness. And more importantly, they went out and signed Stanley Cup Champion Anthony Stolarz to hop between the pipes. Sure, Stolarz is 30 and never really had a chance to be a #1 goalie so far....