Full Throttle Remodel

TGL announces their inaugural schedule. We discuss excitement, and ideas, for the league. Poston winning, and much more.

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 18 words · Melissa Johnson

Girl Scout Cookies Are Now Available Year Round!

Skippy P.B. Bites give us their spin on Girl Scout cookies and they weren’t too shabby but we were still left with more questions than answers.

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 26 words · Lori Marshall

Has Taylor Swift Cursed The Indianapolis Colts Season? The Data Says Yes.

“We’ve seen a big trend in data. If Taylor goes to a Chiefs game, the Colts lose,” Bangel said. “If she doesn’t go, the Colts win.” The Colt’s biggest problem is Taylor Swift showing up to games, lovingly showing support for her boyfriend. The Colts won on Sunday vs the Dolphins, and Taylor was nowhere near the 49ers/ Chiefs game. You heard it here first, these are the important stories that Taylor Watch doesn’t cover....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 75 words · Richard Ortiz

Hockey Guy: Claude Giroux Used To Walk Into The Philadelphia Eagles Locker Room And Challenge Anybody To Arm Wrestle

First things first, it’s a good question posed here in the clip. Eric Lindros is definitely a great answer. Maybe a guy like Dustin Byfuglien could be a lineman. Maybe a guy like Scott Stevens could be a linebacker. This is exactly what made Claude Giroux a perfect captain for the Philadelphia Flyers for all those years. That’s what being a Flyer is all about. That’s what the Sixers are trying to take away from you right now....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 118 words · James Olson

I Am Making My CBS Sports Network Debut Next Month For A College Basketball Feast Week Tournament

In just 13 days, the college basketball season tips off. The field is solid, and includes an Elite Eight team from last year in Clemson. I am hoping that this is the first of many opportunities with them. Counting down the days, ladies and gentlemen. College basketball is almost here…

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 50 words · James Henry

I'll Beat The Fuck Out Of Ohio's Tate

So Tate took my kindness for weakness and I am pretty pissed. you could’t just go around punching people. But now with the vote looming, if Tate comes to NYC he cant just pull shit without consequences. Look I wasnt hungry between now and the Canseco fight. Now I am fucking juiced. Give me that fresh meat, I need a tune up fight. I got a family to feed now....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 143 words · John Reed

If Jason Kelce Wanted To Take A Nap During Taylor Swift's Concert This Weekend, Then Jason Kelce Should Be Allowed To Take A Nap Without Anybody Busting His Balls

Mom Donna also joined them at the concert. And that is how you repay him? Isn’t this the cornerstone in the list of benefits of reaching “retirement age”? That and ripping ass in a room full of people and pretending nothing ever happened. You’re old, you get a pass on a ton of stuff. Doesn’t matter where either. Couch, Church, dinner table. The phrase “I was just resting my eyes” was invented by and for retired dudes....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 201 words · April Burns MD

In No World Should Jayden Play This Sunday vs The Bears Unless He is 1000000% Healthy

I know everyone wants to see Jayden vs Caleb this weekend. WE ALLLLLL want to see it. I’m advocating him them to be over the top cautious with him. What if he takes another shot to the ribs? What if playing further aggravates what is already hurt? I don’t think risking anything in week 8 of his rookie year is worth it. Yeah, I want him to win OROY. And I think seeing him go head to head with Caleb their rookie seasons would be awesome....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 165 words · Laura Martin

Is It Time for Arsenal to Move on from Mikel Arteta?

No, Arsenal should not move on from Mikel Artetaand anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. A Carabao Cup or FA Cup doesnt change much for a club like Arsenal. Come on, be serious. Arsenal fans have to remember where the club was before Arteta arrived. It wasnt just about improving results but also rebuilding the culture and identity of the club. Progress like this takes time, but some people are too impatient to appreciate it....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 149 words · Steven Stewart

It Now Only Costs $2,100,000 To Buy Shohei Ohtani's 50th Home Run Ball

Goldin- Everyone knew what was at stake. Everyone knew what was within reach for a player whose rise to greatnesseven dominancehas been unprecedented. Just no one knew how he would achieve it. If Ohtani got struck by lightning and died since hitting 50, I would understand. And if that happened upon impact of the 50th home run ball, it would make even more sense. But he’s still very much alive....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 247 words · Ronald Lee

It's Never Been Clearer That The Boston Celtics Are The City Of Champions' Only Hope

You don’t need me to tell you that, we all have eyes. For the last 24 years, an entire era of fans have primarily experienced winning and championships. But for older stoolies reading this blog, we know life wasn’t always like this. Pre-2001, Boston wasn’t exactly the City Of Champions we know today. In fact, I would argue it was the opposite. My entire life growing up, I knew nothing other than sports pain after sports pain....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 212 words · Michelle Middleton

Jerry Jones, Still Got It'Designing Bad Plays' And Derrick Henry Wouldn't Be As Good On The Cowboys

Last week Jerry Jones threatened to fire radio hosts for simply asking him about their terrible offseason. A pretty basic question, one that every Cowboys fan has been wanting an answer for. Instead Jerry Jones turned into this, because that’s what Jerry Jones always does. It’s not a privilege until I saw another quote. No, probably not. But it’s hilarious that this is where Jerry Jones goes, when they are coming off a bye!...

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Justin Nelson

Lamar Jackson Puts On Another MNF Show, Throws 5 Tuddies in a Rout Over Tampa

What a fucking rout. Lamar Jackson did it yet again. Every time the bright lights of Monday Night Football are on, this dude balls out. 5 touchdowns tonight to bring his career total to 20 on MNF… with zero interceptions. As of now he’s +275 with Mahomes at +475 and Josh Allen at +500. This team is officially a certifiable wagon. The offense is damn near untouchable. They will pick you apart 80 different ways....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 255 words · Megan Meyers