The Chiefs Just Added DeAndre Hopkins to the Best Team in Football

Well this was a hell of a Rap Bomb to wake up to. The only undefeated team in the league adding arguably the best wide receiver currently available. In exchange for the NFL trade market equivalent of a handful of magic beans. The perfect definition of the rich getting richer. You might take issue with my headline’s use of the phrase “best team.” And you’re free to make a case that they’re not....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 181 words · Melissa Williams

This Girl Needs To Be On Your Radarín

Missile incoming….

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 2 words · Daniel Meyer

Watch Erling Haaland Score One Of The Most Acrobatic, Ridiculous Goals You Will Ever See

Without exaggeration this is one of the craziest goals I have ever witnessed on the pitch. Another reason is people are uncomfortable with his unmitigated alpha male status. And also that he plays for Pep on a universally taunted and berated club/team. Ask 10 people and you’ll get 11 different reasons to dislike him. This is the same guy that tied Ronaldo for fastest to 100 goals on any European soccer team ever....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 120 words · Mariah Bennett

We Used to Be a Proper Country: Cardinals Cheerleaders Were Basically Benched Just So Some High Rollers Could Watch the Game from Field Level

I like to think that this is still the land of equality. Where sure, people have different standards of living, because some have more than others. That we are all endowed by our Creator with certain inalienable rights. And that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. But I guess I was wrong. They say the cheerleaders only performed during breaks from play, which was apparently because of new premium seating....

October 23, 2024 · 2 min · 337 words · Randy Miller IV

'Last Time Somebody Called Me Classless, I Was Drinking Wine Out Of A Bottle'

I know in the NFL world it’s hard to remember what happened a couple weeks ago. It’s a very week-to-week league. One big win and you lose the next week and everyone changes how they think about your team. To the point that Chris Christie called Dan Campbell classless. Now, it’s been a little bit, but someone asked him about it. He responded the only way Campbell knows how: Yeah, I mean, this checks out....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 197 words · Travis Holland

Belichick Rips Jerod Mayo for Ripping His 'Soft' Team. So it's War.

Let me know if this sounds familiar. An iconic public figure seems months away from the culmination of a celebrated, decades-long career. While many have begun to question whether he still has the sound judgment he built his reputation on. When suddenly, after years of struggles and missteps, he finds himself removed. Publicly lauded for all he’s achieved and given an honorable farewell. But stripped of power nevertheless. Replaced with someone he chose to be his assistant in 2019....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 412 words · Robert Peterson

Britney Spears Celebrates Officially "Marrying Herself" By Ripping Heaters At Her Pool In A Yellow Bikini

The Video: The celebration: Get it, girl. Istriveto be as unbothered as Britney fresh off a wedding to myself one day. And what kind of cigs are those? Help me out here guys. She’s been sucking down sticks since she was back in the bayou and that was thirty years ago. Here’s a close up incase anyone can identify them. Don’t ever change, Brit. Don’t ever change. And congrats on the nuptials!...

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 80 words · Tina Warren

Chris Godwin Gets Hurt In Garbage Time. Is Todd Bowles To Blame?

Monday night’s game vs. Baltimore was almost as bad as it could’ve been. Early in the game, Buccaneers star Wide Receiver Mike Evans went down with a hamstring injury. It’s football, injuries happen. The Ravens reeled off 34 straight points to lead 34-10 in the 4th Quarter. Watching the game, it was over in the 3rd Quarter. The Bucs got a turnover and scored a touchdown and got a 2-point conversion to cut it to 34-18....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 275 words · Andres Roman

Crisis Averted: Arnold Palmer's Daughter is 'Not Really Upset' at Trump for Praising the Size of Her Late Father's Dick

To my father-in-law’s generation, Arnold Palmer was the American icon they all aspired to be. Hitching his pants over his gut. Ripping lung darts between holes. Harvesting souls with his accuracy off the tee and the mechanical precision of his short game. A favorite son of his sport. To my generation, he was the the Peyton Manning of our time. Rental cars, along with that other beloved pitchman OJ Simpson....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 372 words · Debra Anderson

Dana Beers Learns How To Tell A Standup Joke, Featuring Hannah Berner

Dana would edit the videos himself and we simply started putting them out on Dana’s channel. No meetings with the production team, no asks for playing time or promotion by the big channels. We were self-determined, blue collar, gritty, lean, and nimble. Today, we’ve leveled up in a big way. Proper Wild has come aboard to keep us focused with their clean, all-day energy. Keep an eye out for some familiar faces....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 116 words · Andrea Olson

Flying First Class Is Overrated

I got upgraded to first class over the weekend a few minutes before boarding. The flight was maybe 30% full and it was a two hour domestic flight. So I was naturally pretty excited to see an upgrade to seat 3F. The flight was quick and the perks were fairly limited. The seat was nice and wide. As a 6'3" 205 lbs. guy, the wide seat and extra leg room were certainly nice....

October 22, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Melanie Dean

For Knicks Fans Only: Listen To Jalen Brunson And Trust Thibs Because For The First Time In 30 Years We're Title Contenders

I know it’s still football season. One of my problems with the NBA and basketball in general is scheduling. Embrace the fact that we’re still in football season and push it all back. Either way, the Knicks are back tonight. Jalen Brunson is back tonight. That matters because this stat is now one of the past: Charlie Ward! Either way, I saw that tweet and started thinking more and more about it....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 267 words · Michelle Garcia

For The First Time Since The 1980's, The Mets Finally Have Competent People In Charge

Under that triumvirate, the Mets won 90+ games six times and obviously won the 1986 World Series. They are to blame for LOLMETS. you’re able to’t run a MLB team like that. That failure is behind us. That’s basically the payroll for the Cleveland Guardians. Now, the Mets do have a bunch of guys to replace. The Mets are getting Kodai Senga back but there are some massive holes in that rotation currently....

October 22, 2024 · 2 min · 277 words · Mariah Green