Today In The Giants Are Being Run Like A Shitshow's 'Committed' To Brian Daboll And Joe Schoen (For Now. In October.)

I can’t tell you how much John Mara needs to stop talking. In fact he’s the reason the Giants have hit the worst part of a franchise for a fan. We want to care, we want to show up to games with some form of excitement. Instead it’s constantly changing coaches and GM’s, because Mara fucked that up over and over again. Instead it’s begging for a touchdown, just one, at home....

October 24, 2024 · 1 min · 201 words · Eddie Williams

Turns Out I'm An Idiot And The Miami Heat Suck

For the Miami Heat, that moment hit last nighthard. For as long as Ive been alive, weve owned the Orlando Magic. I mean, theyve literally and figuratively been the Mickey Mouse basketball team of Florida. Yeah, turns out, I couldnt have been more wrong. The Magic beat the brakes off us, and we had no answers. It wasnt just a lossit was a massacre. We got bodied on the boards....

October 24, 2024 · 2 min · 250 words · Michael Wallace

Tyrese Haliburton Blamed His Poor Opening Night Performance On Steph Curry Telling Him To Take Naps

Who hates a rejuvenating afternoon nap? It’s an all time feeling. Even if that bit of advice is putting bread crumbs on a turd, and snarfing it down. All of his shots were bricked short. Was this grogginess from a nap? Tired legs from a wild night with your girlfriend and her friends?

October 24, 2024 · 1 min · 53 words · Jacob Kelley

Usain Bolt Could Break a 9s 100m If He Juices In The Enhanced Games

Well, what would happen if Usain Bolt Juiced?! The guy would definitely break 9 seconds in the 100m even if he is past his previous prime. Why would he let someone on steroids take his crown of fastest ever? The guy might as well do it himself and maintain the Natty and enhanced champion.

October 24, 2024 · 1 min · 54 words · Walter Brandt

Watch: Mike Tyson Drops His Sparring Partner Like A Goddamn Psychopath In Latest Training Video Ahead Of Jake Paul Fight

I know that Tyson is 58 years old, but it is still absolutely terrifying to watch him spar. Imagine being in the ring across from that? A 5'10" 220 Lb MONSTER just charging forward at you? Are you fking sure? Im just getting started. Yes, we’re sure Mike. We don’t want you to go to jail for murder ahead of the fight. Poor Jake Paul has no idea what’s coming....

October 24, 2024 · 1 min · 162 words · Carlos Reed

What Is The Best Mythical Creature? (The Bracket, Vol. 149)

What is the best mythical creature? Welcome to VOLUME 149 of THE BRACKET. Kenjac is host alongside Tommy Smokes, Glenny Balls, Vibbs, Robbie Fox, Klemmer and Marty Mush. #myths #creatures #bigfoot

October 24, 2024 · 1 min · 31 words · Alexa Robinson

'Certified Pain In The Ass', He's Crazier Now

It’s what college basketball should be. Teams playing each other home and away, rivalry, dumb fights on Twitter and characters. They have it all and it starts with the coaches. He’s what I remember from the good old days of college basketball. Coaches who aren’t afraid to lose their shit, win games and truly loves college basketball. Hurley losing his shit is good content. Also if you’re a UConn fan (fuck you) but you gotta be happy about this....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 130 words · Deborah Alvarez

'Everybody's Worried About Fucking TikTok': AJ McCarron Is Fed Up With the Current State of Alabama Football

I dont think youll see the same standard from discipline, just things that the team seems to do. Its a new day and age. We just didnt have that st back then. It was a team sport. you’ve got the option to just tell. Its not the same. Thats not a knock on the coaching staff or a knock on anybody. Its just a different era. I think its something that theyre going to have to buckle up if theyre not ready for it....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 144 words · Steven Rodriguez

'Goldfish' Crackers Are Temporarily Changing Their Name To Sound More Adult, But You're An Idiot If You Wouldn't Eat Them Before

One of the worst traits someone can have is being a pretentious prick. Especially when it comes to being a snob about food. Anyone who thinks they’re above something is just a gigantic asshole. But sometimes you just want a shitty burger, and a Big Mac hits that spot perfectly. But people get older and they start to give a shit about what other people think of them. They want to seem cultured and of a certain class....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 206 words · Gerald Hall

'I'll Say It Fucking Clear. I Wanna Be A Raider''t Want To Be Traded

Ever since this quote a few days ago, people have started speculating. Look, I think he wants to be a Raider. I don’t think he’s lying here and was just openly talking and rambling. Now on his podcast here’s what he says: I think that’s pretty clear! Except for the ‘well, I can’t control everything.’ Players can get traded even without a demand, I know that can be weird to hear....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 176 words · Jacqueline Hernandez

16 Years In The Making, Watching The Celtics Raise Banner 18 To The Rafters Was Worth The Wait

The very first blog I ever wrote went live on this site on March 19th, 2015. A road loss to the OKC Thunder. Getting those final 16 wins is a real motherfucker. One or two things don’t go your way and that’s it. Another year left searching for that ever-elusive title. To finally achieve that dream is a crazy experience. This title was a collective win. Of course they do....

October 23, 2024 · 2 min · 373 words · Lucas Martinez

20 Years In The Making, Watching LeBron And Bronny James Share The Court In A Regular Season NBA Game Was Worth The Wait

I’m not crying you’re crying. This shit means something to me man. No shame to any of those guys, but the real cinema was at Crypto arena tonight. Love or hate LeBron, this is objectively a cool moment. Year 22 and 20 years into his son being born and he gets to share the court with him. That’s the jot down of shit that brings a tear to a grown man’s eye....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 101 words · Richard Mcfarland

A German Pizza Place Changed The Game, But Got Busted For Selling A Special Pizza That Came With "A Side Of Cocaine"

That was one of the best-selling pizzas, criminal director Michael Graf von Moltke told reporters in Dusseldorf. He said police was first tipped off by suspicious food inspectors in March. And get this - it was a freakin' bestseller! We’re talking pure disco shit. I mean, who needs garlic knots when you’ve got a gram of coke? The cops got wise to this whole operation when some food inspectors got suspicious....

October 23, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Amber Curtis