'Play Better''t Want To Hear The Panthers Crying About Getting Blown Out, Offers The Only Logical Solution To Them

I blogged about this earlier today and said essentially the same thing. It’s the NFL, play better. It’s what you should do when you’re up big. Okay, I want to take that back. Doing anything against the Cowboys like that is fucking hilarious. But Sean Payton is trying to get the Broncos into decent territory. They’ve been so bad for so long and now they are at least finally okay....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 213 words · Cathy Aguilar

A Sewage Pipe In Moscow Apparently Exploded And Caused A Giant Geyser Of Shit To Rain Down From Hundreds Of Feet In The Air

But still, talk about a shitty situation that must really stink for everyone that lives around there! I know that if I moved there after the literal shitstorm, I would have avoided that hellish fate.

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 35 words · Joshua Finley

ALL-TIME Bad Look For Tyrique Stevenson As He Is Taunting The Crowd After The Hail Mary Start

I mean I have no words for this. Two guys who thought they had the game in the bag. WSD is WSD, whatever. This is AWFUL and inexcusable from your starting corner. This is one of those moments where you have to evaluate your entire personality. A come to Jesus/get therapy kind of moment. Not to mention…sports 101. You NEVER count wins. Especially in a game like that. Benched for a quarter....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 86 words · Jason Williamson

Bears Radio Call On The Jadyen Daniels Hail Mary Made Me Extremely Nervous That Jeff Joniak Died Live On Air

And honestly I’m primarily sharing this because I want you guys to know Joniak survived. Joniak’s a legend and maybe the only consistently-good thing about the Chicago Bears. That’s the point I want to make here. Everyone’s shitting on Eberflus and calling for his head. People are infuriated with the defensive scheming and lack of urgency and #29 taunting the 300 level post-snap. So many things to be pissed about today and I don’t want to stop you from getting angry....

October 28, 2024 · 2 min · 216 words · Jared Benitez

Bradley Bozeman Obliterated A Scumbag Saints Player For Trying To Twist Herbert's Ankle

Earlier today the Chargers took a dump on the Saints and retired Spencer Rattler to the annals of history. Twisting up Herbert’s ankle like he was prime Burfict. Maybe he’s just practicing for his day-to-day he is put in prison for thisCRIMINALact. Anyway, we are on to Cleveland which has now become a scary thought. But, like Harbaugh says, we just gotta find those olives…or something.

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 66 words · Mrs. Theresa Williams

Confidence: Giants Players Reportedly Don't Want Daniel Jones To Get Benched, But Only Because Tyrod Taylor Isn't On The Roster

We know the story by now. Last week Daniel Jones got benched for a spark in Drew Lock. That didn’t work either. Shocking updates, I know, but welcome to life as a Giants fan. Daboll has made it clear though. It’s not time yet, for whatever reason. But now the players have reportedly spoken. They want Daniel Jones as their quarterback. They aren’t pushing for a change. It says it right there!...

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 163 words · Anthony Underwood

Dan Quinn Rightfully Celebrated Like A Mad Man After The Hail Mary

Good for Dan Quinn, man. He deserves this happiness. He is coaching his dick off this season and deserves this. Very, very happy for him. What a game, and what a season it’s been so far.

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 36 words · Robin Rodriguez

Did Ben Simmons Do It Again, Or Did Ben Simmons Do It Again?

Kareem had the Skyhook. Michael Jordan had his fadeaway. Allen Iverson had a vicious crossover. At this point, you have to pray that it’s a broken brain. Best case scenario is that Ben Simmons has an irreparable case of the yips. Because if it’s not his brain, then that means it’s his heart. Which honestly seems more likely than anything. The Ben Simmons and James Harden trade was a total failure for both parties....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 152 words · Michael Harris

Disaster Avoided"Banking On" Shohei Ohtani Being In The Lineup For Game 3 After Injuring His Shoulder In Game 2

Nightmare situation for the Dodgers as everyone waited with bated breath for an update. But today feels better than yesterday, and our assumption is tomorrows going to feel better than today. So with that, thats what Im banking on. If he can swing he’ll be in there, it’s the World Series for crying out loud. The only people who hate to see this are thosedouchebags at Billyswho were cheering on the injury....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 72 words · Mallory Rogers

Erik Ten Hag Sacked As Manager Of Manchester United

Breaking news out of Manchester this morning as Erik Ten Hag has been sacked by Manchester United. Is anybody surprised that this was the outcome of that relationship? It never felt right bringing him back after that. Chelsea didn’t do that. Barcelona didn’t do that. Bayern Munich didn’t do that. It can’t be the Glazers all over again. Thank you to Ten Hag, he provided some great moments. It would have been better for everyone if he was sacked after the FA Cup win....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 84 words · Jeremy Townsend

Get Used To Hearing The Name Of Future San Jose Shark James Hagens, Game Notes Early Season NHL Draft Preview

As of now, James Hagens is the consensus #1 pick. Enjoy the show and if your looking to listen to just the audio the link is below Game Notes Podcast

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 30 words · Amanda Allison

Happy Victory Monday To Week 8's Winners

Happy victory Monday to all of Week 8’s winners!

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 9 words · Jack Barnes

I Fear The Chiefs Will Get The 3-Peat This Year Due to Taylor Swift

As an Eagles fan, this kills me to say. Honestly though, with the Eagles awful play calling, they probably have no shot anyway. I don’t WANNA root for the Chiefs. That being said, Taylor just performed her magic in New Orleans and spread her tayvoodoo throughout the city. Night one, she did a throwing football motion. Night two, she mouthed “TOUCHDOWN” with her hands up. Night three, she did Travis’s classic “first down” hand motion....

October 28, 2024 · 1 min · 114 words · Erik Trevino