Nick Sirianni's Biggest Piece Of Advice For The Eagles This Season? Don't Drink Perfume

Being an NFL head coach is way more than just the X’s and O’s. Some of these kids come out of school at 21-years-old. They need a mentor. Part of becoming a great man is just knowing how to survive. you’re able to’t be great if you’re dead. If you want to stay alive, you might’t poison yourself. Rule #1 of football: Don’t drink perfume. Just don’t do it. Don’t even give it a little taste....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 181 words · Christopher Powell

Not Tonight: The Yankees Show Some Fight And Punch Back To Win Game 4 Of The World Series

All I asked for was a little fight tonight from the New York Yankees. Don’t lay down and die in the World Series on your home field. Have some fucking pride for once. Thisfanhad the right idea. Well, the offense followed suit and had a much needed eruption to punch back and win a game. For now the season stays alive and we wake up tomorrow with a glimmer of hope....

October 30, 2024 · 2 min · 290 words · Tamara Guerrero

Of Course Gronk Was College Friends With The Viral Yankees Fan From Last Night: The Two Fans Are Now Banned From Attending Game 5

Mookie goes in there, but the fans weren’t having any of it. After the game the fan/Yankees season ticket holder, Austin Capobianco, gave a great quote about the moment. “We’re not going to go out of our way to attack. I think that’s absolutely ridiculous. Those guys thinking that would result in a foul ball genuinely made me laugh. These are guys who just want to win. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can change the image of how outsiders view Yankee fans....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 191 words · Kara Mccarty

Orlando Magic's Paolo Banchero, Yankees Have Life And Their Fans Are Grabbing Balls, College Football Talk + Listener Submitted FAQ's

The Yankees have life all because a couple of their fans fought Mookie Betts for a foul ball. We talk World Series. Anthony Richardson benched and Stefon Diggs out for the year. Monday Night Football and Russell Wilson may be back. College Football talk and Texas A&M’s Mike Elko is ready to take some shots. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including altitude causing a guy to turn gay, Dwyane Wade statue and more....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · April Arnold

Paolo Banchero Opened Up About His 50 Ball On Pardon My Take And It's Officially Time To Start Paying Serious Attention To The Orlando Magic

Paolo Banchero Prior to that 50 burger, Paolo’s career high was 43. I’d be motivated as hell too. It’s time to take the Orlando Magic seriously. For real this time. What I love about them is that they’re built organically and through savvy front office moves. Trading for Wendall Carter Jr was a great return for Vucevic. Mo Wagner is a great value signing. It’s fucking incredible. All things you oughta compete in 2024....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 167 words · Richard Zhang

Paolo Banchero Recognized Big Cat From His Role As A Massive Duke Hater

On today’s Pardon My Take… PAOLO BANCHERO! But how about on the other side of the coin? What does the former Blue Devil think of Big Cat? Well, prior to this interview, the two of them had never met before. But the name rang a bell, and I’m sure you’re able to guess why. Take a look… Dan “Big Cat” Katz. One of the biggest Duke haters out there. It is no secret....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 145 words · Heather Gates

Philly Sports Fans Deserve Answers After Scumbag Yankees Fan Is Treated Like Some Folk Hero

The double standard in sports fandom has never been more egregiously apparent than it has been today. I can understand everybody laughing at the incident last night. Prisoner of the moment and everything. Calling them a disgrace to baseball, and a disgrace to humanity. And I’m not just talking about SportsCenter and Get Up and First Take. We’re talking every morning show on every station. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, you name it....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 201 words · Robert Martin

Problem Solved: Aaron Rodgers Has Now Turned To Drinking Some 'Fountain Of Youth' Concoction That Thomas Morstead Gave Him

I get that you will try anything and everything to turn a season around. That’s especially true when you’re supposed to be all-in on the season and trying to win something. But you’re still the Jets. You’re still a bad team. it’s possible for you to drink whatever you want and it’s not going to work. This isn’t going to fix all the problems the Jets have. That said, this is gross....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 213 words · Michael Sandoval

Ranking The Characters Most Likely To Get Killed Off In The Final Two Episodes Of The Penguin

Another week, another phenomenal episode of the best show on TV right now: The Penguin. They simply don’t miss with this series. So today in this blog, I’ll venture to take things in a slightly different direction. Spoilers ahead, obviously…. 1. Francis Cobb (Penguin’s Mom) The most obvious choice by a longshot. Maybe after Francis dies on his watch. Does that mean she’s safe for the next two episodes? Julian Rush (Sofia’s therapist)...

October 30, 2024 · 2 min · 224 words · Stephanie Schmidt

Tank Cooks Pumpkin Bread

Send recipe ideas to NJTank99@gmail.com. Ingredients: Directions: Preheat the oven to 325F and set an oven rack in the middle. Whisk until well combined; set aside. Add the eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Continue beating until very light and fluffy, a few minutes. Beat in the pumpkin. The mixture might look grainy and curdled at this pointthat’s okay. Add the flour mixture and mix on low speed until combined....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 120 words · Christopher Sweeney

The Giants Officially Quit On The Rest Of The Season With Brian Daboll Announcing Daniel Jones Will Still Be The Starting Quarterback

This is it, this is the white flag in announcement form. There’s no hope with Daniel Jones. Then again everyone in the NFL basically sucks. Somehow the Giants are currently picking 9th in the upcoming draft because of how many bad teams there are. Keep the bad quarterback out there and see if we can get into the top-5. There’s nothing worse than what the Giants typically do. Gotta find a way to get inside the top-5 this year....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 130 words · Jeremy Mills

The Night I Drank Too Much Beer At a Séance and Talked to Babe Ruth...

It was early spring 1974. I was a high school senior looking to have some fun on a Saturday night. My friend’s parents were gone for the weekend, and he decided to have a house party. It didn’t get any better than that. There was plenty of cold beer, loud music, and girls, but we wanted more. We decided to have aseance. “I was one of the three on the glass....

October 30, 2024 · 1 min · 213 words · Lisa Hill

Things Are Going Great: Colts Coach Shane Steichen Has No Idea If The Team Supports Benching Anthony Richardson, Won't Say If He'll Ever Start Again

We all know that Anthony Richardson got benched. It’s not shocking, he’s been awful. I get the whole argument that what’s the point of benching him? Well, it’s simple. Coaches have careers too. If they lose, they don’t have a job. It’s all about winning now and Flacco is the guy who can do that. Seems like everything seems to be going well. Surely, they love the move right? you’ve got the option to’t do what now?...

October 30, 2024 · 2 min · 222 words · John Evans