Christmas, folks, needs our help. Except John Q. Capitalist seems hellbent on ruining our blessed season of joy. Mary is barely into her third trimester and you’re all rushing to make a buck. You know why Christmas is the best? It’s the same reason the spring football leagues don’t work. We want to keep football confined to the fall to maintain it’s mystique. If you had donuts every day, you’d eventually wear yourself out on donuts....
But it’s more than this. They are a 3-5 football team despite having Burrow and Chase and all the hype coming into the year. They lost to the Patriots! Good luck with that Joe! It’s still the Bengals. They still aren’t a quality-run franchise. Count it as a win for the Bengals!
For the life of me, I can’t figure out what it is with Mike Trout. Is he just loyal to a fault? Is he still somehow convinced that he’d be able to win with the Angels? Maybe it’s some sort of combination of all three. A little 40-30-30 blend in whichever way you think fits the most. Which means that he’ll never have a chance at winning a World Series....
I’m genuinely upset I woke up today. Given how sad I was last night, I couldn’t believe my body allowed me to continue on. That 5th inning continues to play back in my head and it may never stop. It’s what we witnessed all year long. Poorly coached, no fundamentals, and stupid mistakes everywhere you look. They have characteristics of a little league team, which falls back on Boone’s leadership....
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That finally, after all these years, it was mission accomplished for Old Balls. Right in Bill’s grill too! I just want to know who ok’d this? Not because of the fake outrage the anti-woke people will drum up over this. But because of - 1- how fucking terrible that costume was. Right in his presence. more white chicks p.p.s. But I figured it out now. It’s Zeke The Plumber fromSalute Your Shorts....
Joel Embiid already came out and told everyone that he’d never play another back-to-back in his career. The Sixers already announced that he was going to miss the first week or two of the season. That’s before you take any extra knee procedures that cause him to miss a couple of weeks. That’s before anything. So you figure there’s a strong chance that Joel Embiid only plays 40-45 games this season....
Well, I suppose it was bound to happen at some point. In some ways, this was pretty standard. So it should surprise no one that the Celts have started the year winning at an .800 clip. That’s not exactly the end of the world or something that should cause even an ounce of panic. Quite frankly, they haven’t been anywhere close to good enough, especially defensively. The reason they were so successful last year is because they didn’t skip a single step....
CHICAGO A well-known restaurant on the citys South Side was burglarized overnight. Chicago police say three people broke a front glass window of Ricobenes, located in the Armour Square neighborhood. According to police, the three suspects were carrying guns and took the cash register before fleeing the scene. Police also say a cleaning crew was inside the restaurant when the burglars broke in. None of them were injured. Happy Halloween and a friendly reminder Ricobene’s should be off limits now and forever....
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Thats how much they don’t give a flying shit about their quarterback. It is even funnier that this was their true thoughts and didn’t leave him off intentionally. They are just having an honest conversation about how Dak cant sniff the top 10. I just watched this clip 10 times but they are right. Dak is not a good quarterback and definitely not a quarterback that can win a Super Bowl....
Worried about Bryce Young still being his starting quarterback? Still can’t believe the NFL is trying to strain relations with Germany by putting the Giants/Panthers in Germany. It’s gotta be the worst matchup for any international game. At least in London the Jags are trying to be the London Jaguars. This game coming up though? Sure, we’ll watch, but that game is going to suck. Now, as for the food and Xavier Legette, it’s simple....
A lot of people are calling him uplifting and I agree that it’s incredible to watch. So speaking from personal experience as a Big Ten division 1 athlete, I also find this impressive. Jacob Brown, RHP, you have good arm action. My only problem is the height and trajectory. That thing’s coming in like a fuckin meatball pizza pie moonball in the sky. It’s a dinner plate. That’s why pitching coaches are so emphatic about pitchingwith angleand creating tilt on your fastball....
Enjoy) I’m a pretty big dork when it comes to finding out shit I never knew. If you don’t listen to either of them, you’re really missing out. Not only are they entertaining as fuck. But the fellas do an unreal job of dissecting obscure topics and conveying useful information in an interesting way. As is the Halloween story. I got to wondering how trick-or-treating became a thing, so I did some digging....
