Ovi Is Now Just 35 Goals From Passing Gretzky and Only 40 Away From 900

Remember like, 10 years ago when people were asking if Ovi was washed? That was a fun little time in history. were things people actually said. 900!!!!! The number seems so absurd yet it’s also directly in reach. There’s not even an argument to be made about Ovi anymore. None of that matters. It’s truly, truly remarkable what he’s able to do. It’s very possible Ovechkin breaks Gretzky’s record this season....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 112 words · Joseph Young

Pray For Jake Paul: Mike Tyson Says His Second Personality "Iron Mike" Has Returned And He's Feeling Homicidal

Im always careful when that guy comes out. Every time I drink or get ready to fight and Iron Mike returns, I break out in handcuffs. Unfortunately, I have to fight and be that guy. I wish I could stop that guy. That guy haunts me. I wish I could stop that guy. I wish that guy died, but hes here again. But here’s the thing- that’s Mike Tyson. Iron Mike is a complete different person....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 169 words · Tina Gray

Raw Dogging at The Hot Dog Diner in Parma, OH

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November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 19 words · Ryan Williams

Reags Blog Was Right...Additionally: Here's Some Other Things College Basketball Needs To Do Via Scheduling

Reags is dead on correct when he rights about the 24 hour marathon needing to be brought back. I remember distinctly when i watched the first ones in college. Then some years all leading up to the Champions Classic. A truly terrific idea and makes me wonder why they ever got rid of it. -Have MTE’s during Christmas Week How awesome is the Maui? How terrific is the Paradise Jam?...

November 4, 2024 · 2 min · 220 words · Carly Sampson

Rico's Blog Was Right About Reags' Blog Being Right

It’s no secret that things have been getting pretty contentious here lately. And throughout my time here, there’s always been a competitive spirit to the place. Everybody is always looking to be at the top. You want to have the blog that goes viral, or the show that is doing the best numbers. And to get to do that, you’re gonna wanna beat out everybody else. Other people view this place as a team, and that we’re all working together....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 122 words · Morgan Weaver

Saquon Barkley Threw It In Reverse To Hit The Sickest Hurdle Of The Year

If I’m #22 on Jacksonville, I’m never forgiving #3 and #33. Both of those guys had a chance to bring down Saquon Barkley. Shit was straight out of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater. Throws it in reverse for the 180 hurdle. I mean, sure, he got immediately crushed upon arrival once he landed again. But that doesn’t matter. Absurd stuff out of an absurd human being. Might just have to touch up the design on the hurdle tee....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 77 words · Jean Austin

Shoutout To The Lakers For Apparently Having Zero Interest In Drafting Jayson Tatum Back In 2017

The NBA Draft is certainly a crap shoot, regardless of where you’re picking. When you’re picking in the high lottery, your decision on that day can impact your franchise forever. Back in 2017, the supposed “no brainer” selection was Markelle Fultz. That was the consensus at the time. They can rest in piss as far as I’m concerned. But you know what? All I can really say is thank you....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 149 words · Ross Gentry

Some of My Best Friends are Yankee Fans...

I made some great friends and had some great times. I’ve heard it all about how bad Connecticut is. Spare me, c’mon. Because they don’t have a team of their own, they can choose any team they want. There were some Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics fans mixed in, but in smaller numbers. When I arrived, the Pop Warner football season had just ended, and basketball had already started. I wasn’t in high school yet, so the only game in town was “Church League....

November 4, 2024 · 4 min · 808 words · Malik Bailey

Someone Put A Razorblade In KB's Cupcake

Over a year ago, KB asked Big Cat to put a razorblade in his food. It was a dare. He didn’t believe it ever happened or ever really could happen. So we tried it once, but to no avail. And today and alarm went off in Big Cat’s phone. It reminded him to have another go. Maybe that time it’ll work. Check out today’s full Yak here:

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 67 words · Hunter Pearson

Sunday Football Break With Ella Cervetto

Another Sunday of football, except this one, it starts getting dark really early. Seasonal depression is a real thing. So take a 5-minute break with Ella Cervetto.

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 27 words · Becky Austin

Table Tennis Player Is The Cock Of The Walk After Hitting This Winner

Now that I’ve found a clip that fits the bill, I’m going to shoot my shot. But talk about being a cocky bastard. The Anton Kallberg fella has quite the set of nuts on him to pull this one off. You make a run at pull that one off and it gets smashed right back in your face? That’s a brutal one to come back from. The punch in of point that continues to haunt your thoughts for a while after the fact....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 146 words · James Brown

The Bears Season Is OVER. Fire Eberflus Now.

I didn’t think it was possible to be worse than last week, but this definitely was. This isn’t a bad roster, but it is a bad team. Can’t move the ball. Can’t protect Caleb. So many bonehead calls every week. Bring in Lovie as the interim. Fucking give it to Mercedes Lewis for all I care. Couldn’t talk about last game all week really because he was focused on getting ready for Arizona....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 119 words · Mr. Marc Wilkerson

The Lowest Of Lows: Cam Jordan Can't Believe How Much The Saints Suck, Apologized To The City Of New Orleans For Losing To The Panthers

I mean, yeah, you should beat the Panthers, but welcome to losing 7 in a row. Just another day for Saints fans. I’m talking about all of us. The Cowboys fucking suck too. I do love that tweet from Jaycee Horn though. Just really sells it home to how bad the Saints are. All of social media and football fans have basically agreed the Panthers are the worst team in the NFL....

November 4, 2024 · 1 min · 100 words · Terry Cisneros