Even more amazing is that he made $45,000,000 to be objectively bad. That’s actually pretty awesome if you think about. Some would even say the American dream and I really mean it. You get paid all that money to sit around and talk shit. I blogged about Joe Kelly back when he drilled the Astros players. I thought he was a regular Joe protecting the public interest in the game we all love....
I love this quote from Malik Nabers. People might say he'’s throwing people under the bus. People should be thrown under the bus. It’s been 12 years since the Giants have actually mattered. You want to say he’s a rookie who should keep his mouth shut? Doesn’t help he sees his college quarterback winning all the time, including yesterday against him. Meanwhile we have Daniel Jones throwing for 0 yards and a touchdown in the first half....
This league!!! Vanderbilt linebacker Bryan Longwell kept this receipt for two years, just waiting for this moment.
Edu Gaspar, Arsenals very own Brazilian maestro behind the scenes, has officially bid farewell to the Emirates. OFFICIAL: Edu leaves Arsenal: Now it is time to pursue a different challenge. Arsenal will always remain in my heart. This was an incredibly hard decision to make. I wish the club and its supporters only good things and all the very best. Now, Edu isnt just leaving for some shmuck job. He’s joining Evangelos Marinakis portfolio of European clubs....
Or I should say-“Barstool Breakfast is back for at least a few episodes, starting with this latest edition of Twisted History-The Twisted History of Barstool Breakfastwith my special co-host, Willie Colon.” Whenever I prepare for an episode of Twisted History, I spend hours culling information and fact-checking to create something informative, entertaining, and quasi-reliable. This time around, I didn’t have to do SHIT because I had my good friend Willie Colon in the studio to talk about how the morning show he and I hosted alongside Francis, Pat, Jetski, and Zah began AND its untimely demise once Barstool decided to cut ties withSiriusfor reasons that made sense to everyone but me....
Ive given up resisting it: Josh and the Buffalo Bills own us. And rather than pouting about it, Im actually a bit grateful. Because nothing is worse than being led on. Its like when my girlfriend teases me for five minutes, only to decide shes not in the mood. Fuck you mean youre not in the mood? You just gave me this woody, now what am I supposed to do with it?...
NY Post- Coldplay frontman Chris Martin suffered a nasty fall through a trapdoor during the bands Australia concert Sunday. Thank you, guys, holy st. Luckily, the father of two avoided any injuries from the fall. Let it first be known I absolutely love Chris Martin and everything he’s about. Can’t people just enter from the wings like normal? When you go to a concert do you notice if one has a trap door and one doesn’t?...
I don’t even need to bang out more words in this blog. You guys suck, dude! Suck, suck, suck! Your owner sucks, your head coach sucks, and you’re getting paid a zillion dollars to suck! But hey, at least Dak knows it. The first step is acceptance, after all. Such a shame to see. Such a true, true shame.
Ok maybe I exaggerated that title a little….but did I? We can read between the lines here. And can anyone really blame him for being openly salty about his situation? Daniel Jones is ass. His current play would be acceptable if he was a rookie. It would be given a pass if he was in his 2nd year. 6!!!!! I do not know how the Giants fans tolerate this. Look at yesterday’s stats at the half:...
Who doesn’t love secret talents? Some people know card tricks, others can juggle random shit, maybe you’re able to freestyle? A terrible “talent” if you even call that one. Kinda just weirds people out. Well, Florence Pugh is a contortionist. This clip from 2023 is going viral again and it’s…it’s something. Somewhere Mia Malkova is standing up from a split and applauding. And yes, I did search Google images for a clothed gif of Mia Malkova doing something flexible....
Extend Mike McCarthy right now! you could’t replace anything that man has in his belly, Jerry Jones says so. How could you ever doubt that? Sure, things are bleak. Your team fucking stinks. Every player is hurt and Dak is admitting it: Can’t be Mike McCarthy’s fault. He’s got a great football mind. The players love him. Again, all things your owner is saying and he’s the ultimate decision maker here....
Halloween week is like the Olympics for Instagram models.
Happy victory Monday to all of Week 9’s winners! The Atlanta Falcons defeated the Cowboys 27-21 and are now 6-3. The Baltimore Ravens smoked the Broncos 41-10 and improved to 6-3. The Buffalo Bills edged out Miami 30-27. They’re now 7-2. The Carolina Panthers beat New Orleans 23-22. They’re now 2-7. The Cincinnati Bengals won over the Raiders 41-24 to get to 4-5 on the year. The LA Chargers beat the Browns 27-10 and are now 5-3....
