NFL Week 9 and we start with fastest 2 minutes.

you’ve got the option to’t put anything past these lunatics in Providence. They weren’t going to start the season with a quad 4 loss at home. Oh no, that’s how you end up with a duck in the student section. Raise that thing like the Lion King and get out of there with a win. That’s all that matters. They are part of what makes college sports great. They don’t have football to worry about....

I dont recall exactly how the idea came about. However first I had to work out a deal with a clinic that could accommodate all of us. We were in business baby! That brings us to today, where I still can’t tell you how many fans are coming. Figured starting small was a good idea for the trial run. But now let’s talk about the future! Riggs and Foreplay have the Barstool Classic....

That’s not exactly normal. I cannot imagine thinking of doing something like that let alone pulling it off flawlessly. It’s a viral moment and an incredible finish. Well, what happens when that player doesn’t just do it once, but does it twice? You see, this is why I am begging Ja Morant to stay off social media. No tweeting, no IG, no Facebook lives, no TikTok, no LinkedIn. There’s just something rare about them that when you see it in a game it’s almost poetic....

Are the Kelces a little oversaturated in media these days? Bussin said it best: P.S. TMZ’s post getting Community Noted with a Barstool blog was some special stuff (and numbies central):

BUT, I’ve bee saying it since Day 1: Bennedict Mathurin is an absolute DAWG. How did Luka respond? Crying and complaining like he always does. When the lights are bright, this guy balls out. Haliburton is extremely talented, but Mathurin has that killer instinct and edge that this team is missing.

We were skeptical about a lot of things. What is the Savannah Quarterback Club? Why did they choose Mintzy? They are paying him?! It was such a big story the local news even covered it! A highlight tape of his ~40ish minute speech even made it out online. The King of the South stays King. Catch the full Yak here:

If you were wondering what Mookie Betts was doing in his offseason look no further. He found a bowling alley in Southern California and entered his name in the tourney. But how awesome is this move by him? Probably a little hungover from the parade and celebrating and he just wanted to spin em. And that picture, how good is that? Mookie is like 5'9 so those guys must be 5'4!...

Goddamn it feels so good to be back. This isn’t football people chant SEC for no reason at all. There’s no reason for this loss to happen. I know, I know. Games on the road. It’s why there should be more games like this tonight. Stop playing terrible schools, give us some games of interest and play them on campus. It’s the first thing college basketball needs to fix. But this is how you know college basketball is back....

The source requested anonymity because of the nature of the information. Hold on, gotta use the Trilly (not Mark Titus. kindly do not call him Mark Titus.) They are always surrounded by some absurd story or controversy. This is the new era. I don’t care about NIL, that’s not the problem in college sports. Unlimited free transfers is for sure the bigger problem. Getting paid isn’t new, this isn’t some sort of 2024 problem....

Currently there is no hope for dating/romance/marriage as it is not allowed until you are 30. Self-love is also out. You quite literally never have a single moment of privacy and have never had access to the internet. Then one day there is a buzz in the unit. Something big is afoot. You’re called to formation and told you’ve all received orders to support an ally. You will be doing something you never even knew was possible -leaving North Korea....

And operation TANK is in full effect. And we’re sending them a 3x Pro Bowler? I’m excited to see the haul! A 5th and 6th rounder? And we sent our 7th? Eh, nothing to write home about. This is all I have anymore. We have no QB. We still have to pay the QB we have about a billion dollars. Our RB, although an awesome person, is not the same anymore....

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