This isn’t about them. He’s our guy. You fuck with him you fuck with us. The 18,000 in attendance will do the speaking for him. Nobody gives a shit that Team USA won the Gold medal. We all know that’s what matters most and that’s not what this is about. This is about everyone with a brain knowing that what Kerr did was extremely fucked and completely unnecessary. Several players struggled at times during the Olympics and still got run....

I’ve spent a lot of great days and nights in Miami with Dave over the years. Turns out, we were both wrong. For just yesterday, I visited Dave at his shimmering palace on the shores of Miami-Dade county. I’d been preparing for our visit with a dogged discipline. At some point, Dana produced a tin of tobacco products intended to lever up our buzz. Thank goodness, too, for I had brought only my most European-cut swim trunks....

Don’t get me wrong, it’s annoying, but that’s pretty much it. Maybe it’s because things were close even without Jaylen Brown and Kristaps Porzingis on the floor. It’s just….annoying. This was a game everyone had circled for months. We all said the same thing. But coming in a loss, I wouldn’t exactly say he got his “revenge”. The loss sort of ruins it. The Celts are going to lose more games in 2024-25, as hard as that may be to hear....

Turns out Ive been a fraud my entire life. Today, I discovered that Im a fake Italian. I always thought I was at least half, but it turns out Im not even that. So, I sat back and waited for the results. This morning, an email popped up on my phone. My DNA results were in. My thumbs couldnt swipe fast enough. As I clicked on my ancestry breakdown, there it was, in bold: 48% Italian....

But besides week 2, the only week Jayden hasn’t won is a week he didn’t play. I don’t think there has ever been dominance in a weekly award ever in the history of sports. “, it just makes it more fun for us. Sports are fun and Jayden winning every Rookie of the Week award is fun. “, “Will Jayden win MVP? “, “Will this team go to the Super Bowl?...

Yes, it’s time to fire Kyle Neptune. Because this is how the game ended: That’s right. A loss at home to Columbia. It’s now a Kyle Neptune problem. This isn’t an NIL problem. This isn’t a transfer portal problem. This is Kyle Neptune being an awful coach at a program that should be competing for national titles. I’ve had people (numerous even) tell me this feels like a zombie season for Nova....

Before anybody gets carried away here, I’m not saying that Jack Eichel is severely underrated. It’s not like he’s some obscure, relatively unknown. Everybody knows he’s a star in this league. Now this isn’t some indictment on hockey fans. It’s not like Jack Eichel deserves better. But this just goes to show how ridiculously loaded the NHL is with talent right now. Every single night there’s a killer on the ice in the NHL....

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What Is The Least Manly Thing A Guy Can Do? Welcome to VOLUME 151 of THE BRACKET.

Oh Mark, you think we’re stupid don’t you? You think we’ve never seen Goodfellas? That we don’t “understand” how “insurance” works? I’d be veryyyy curious to see the numbers on Flecha Las Vegas pre-fire. In the words of Kanye West, I guess we’ll never know. There would’ve been a lot of water being sprayed all over the kitchen. The flames would’ve been put out and no one would’ve had to worry....

All I can do is tell you to watch it and see for yourselves!!! If you get it, you get it. If you don’t I feel bad for you. STREAM ENGLISH TEACHER ON HULU!! !

John Rocker recently announced his triumphant return to society. A lot of people are speculating it was a coordinate push for late, undecided voters. Even if you don’t know or we’re too young to witness one of pro sports greatest assholes. If you’ve seen Eastbound and Down, then you already know that John Rocker takes no prisoners. He actually wakes up everyday craving hatred and conflict and personal disgust. So without further ado, here are the best candidates:...

On today’s Pardon My Take… BRIAN BALDINGER! The Detroit Lions continue to be one of the best stories in the NFL. That brought up an important question during today’s interview: who can stop them? Baldy gave his thoughts on this topic during today’s interview. Take a look: Goff. And much, much more. Good luck stopping that unit, folks. Since Week 4, here are the amount of points that Detroit has put up against their opponents....