“Ladies, you’re 0-2 to this guy…let’s get into the game tape! They did it with Shane Gillis too. I’m suresome of the writers weren’t too happy with his choice of words, but fuck ‘em. Funny is funny and that’s what we need to remember. It’sokayto laugh at this stuff. Having said that, some people will watch Bill Burr’s monologue and cast him away because they just. Not the jokes, the fact that he’s able to make them....

They remind me a lot of 2022 TCU in many ways.

This guy fucking stinks. That’s the blog. Now the only reason to let him keep playing is the full on tank. He’s so bad that I’m a little scared Drew Lock would be a spark. Can’t have wins, especially against the Panthers, when we’re in full tank mode. But this is impossible to watch. It’s not even pathetic, it’s just sad. This is year 6 and the starting quarterback can’t throw the ball....

Get this man a cigarette! Carlos Prates has done it again! I think that’d be a huge fight.

I think that’s more than fair. If your kicker misses 3 field goals in one game, they should be open season. But I respect the swing, nonetheless. That’s how you know a football player means business. Could be cool, tbh. But I digress- all is fair in love and football. If a kicker doesn’t want to potentially be KO’d, make your kicks.

Maybe you ate something a little too spicy the night before. Maybe that 3am fast food order didn’t sit right. Either way, you know the feeling. Just like go down. hey don’t make me use this plunger or even worse alert someone that a toilet is clogged. Hold on, y’all want it Little did he know this was a sign. Maybe it was a sign that blocking would be good today....

George Pickens is a crazy person. But I think he might actually be going insane already at 23 years old? I’ll say this- he’s really fucking good at catching the football. Not even a close 2nd. Buy his “this man is crazy” stock low while you still can.

Carson Beck has been a massive disappointment. The skill position players are mostly invisible. The defense has alternated between good and fine. This is the signature win Lane Kiffin hadn’t been able to get in Oxford until now. Buckle up, because things are about to get nuts.

First and foremost, what a preposterously nasty goal we just witnessed there. 99 times out of 100, there’s just a little too much sauce coming off of that backhand. As pretty of an overtime dagger as you’ll see. But realistically, you could see goals like that anywhere. It was disgusting, sure, but the skill level in hockey everywhere is out of control these days. So that’s not what makes this clip so special....

it’s possible for you to’t walk around and not believe in elevators. They are there for a reason. They are there to make life easier. I mean I can’t, I have one working Achilles, but others can. Just take the elevator. Then again, this is Mack Hollins: He’s a weird dude for sure. But I can’t get over the not taking an elevator. Elevators are one of the best inventions out there....

It’s Saturday in early November. That means college football, basketball, and even hockey and UFC today. I’m tired just writing that. Going to be a long day of channel surfing and drinking. This shit is exhausting. Take a 5-minute break with Brittany.

In my experience in dealing with people. Particularly, people who are college students. More particularly, drunk college student sports fans who are unhappy with the state of their program. Walters, in his first season with Purdue in 2024, finished 4-8. Now, in his second season as head coach, he’s an abysmal 1-8. Their only win came in Week 1 against Indiana State. Take away the Indiana State game, Purdue’s team point differential is 113-340....

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